fundiaminy
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- Jun 4, 2009
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A businessman sends an email to
his wife.
'My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I
have certain needs that you with
your 54 years can no longer
supply. I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this
email, I hope you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening
with my 18 year-old secretary at
the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall
be back home before midnight. '
When the man came home, he
found the following letter on the
dining room table.
'My Dear Husband,
I received your e-mail and thank
you for your honesty. I would like
to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are ALSO 54
years old.
At the same time, I would like to
inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
with Michael my tennis coach,
who, like your secretary, is also
18 years old.
As a successful businessman
with your excellent knowledge of
mathematics, you will
understand that we are in the
same situation, although with
one small difference:
18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back
until lunchtime tomorrow. '
his wife.
'My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I
have certain needs that you with
your 54 years can no longer
supply. I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this
email, I hope you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I
will be spending the evening
with my 18 year-old secretary at
the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall
be back home before midnight. '
When the man came home, he
found the following letter on the
dining room table.
'My Dear Husband,
I received your e-mail and thank
you for your honesty. I would like
to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are ALSO 54
years old.
At the same time, I would like to
inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
with Michael my tennis coach,
who, like your secretary, is also
18 years old.
As a successful businessman
with your excellent knowledge of
mathematics, you will
understand that we are in the
same situation, although with
one small difference:
18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back
until lunchtime tomorrow. '