Laughter series: Alert from Center for Disease Control

Kwetunikwetu

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Dec 23, 2007
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly

contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by

hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload

Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of

your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH

IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.



If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave

the premises.



Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or

both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)and

Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote

repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.



If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK

is controlling your life.
 
Mhhh! This is dangerous....
Let me not continue commenting, lest I am also contaminated!
 

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