Kwanini Migahawa ya Wakristo Tanzania haina chakula kizuri?

[Azarel]

Kwasababu hawapiki uchi

 

[Azarel]

Tangu lini Magdalena akajua kupika?
Mapishi anajua Fatmah bwana....aah wacha nirudi home kwa bint yule mahari yangu imeenda kihalali.

Kakuwekea limbwata la pwani huyo

 

[Sukari Yenu]

Kakuwekea limbwata la pwani huyo

Chakula kitamu kinahitaji limbwata? We bure kabisa....anajua kupika sijasema ananipelekesha mimi.

 

[Azarel]

Chakula kitamu kinahitaji limbwata? We bure kabisa....anajua kupika sijasema ananipelekesha mimi.

Ni nani amesema anakupelekesha?

 

[halichachi bando]

Mtoa thread una chembe ya udini

 

[Tanzaone]

Wacheni hio habari kabisa asee...KFC na McDonald wanajadili kuongeza MATOKE na MTORI kwenye menu yao....nyie mnajadili sijui tui la nazi, bizari...sijui iliki sijui pilau... imefanya nini sijui.

 

[Sukari Yenu]

Ni nani amesema anakupelekesha?

Tulia dogo....we hata mke huna utajuaje mambo haya.

 

[teamlissu]

Litoe ulilokua nalo rohoni acha kusingizia chakula hila nakushauri ( acha udini ngedere we )

 

[Azarel]

Tulia dogo....we hata mke huna utajuaje mambo haya.

Acha kuwashwawashwa na umbea, umejuaje sina mke?

 

[Sukari Yenu]

Acha kuwashwawashwa na umbea, umejuaje sina mke?

Huna.....mbuzi kasoro mkia we.

 

[Azarel]

Huna.....mbuzi kasoro mkia we.

Mama yako umemwacha wapi? Kifuasi cha bwn mudy...mpika wali wa manjano na hamira weye....!

 

[Sukari Yenu]

Mama yako umemwacha wapi? Kifuasi cha bwn mudy...mpika wali wa manjano na hamira weye....!

Ndipo akili yako ilipoishia? Mamayo

 

[Azarel]

Ndipo akili yako ilipoishia? Mamayo

Punguza munkar kiafuasi yakhee...ushavimbiwa na wali wa manjano na hamira?

 

[zlatan9]

the good thing is that, christians have never felt inferior towards muslims.
Sema tu wenzetu mnapenda kujishtujia.

 

[ezma]

Kawafundishe wewe

 

[king L]

Wakristo wengi wetu hatujui kuremba mapishi,mke wangu mmoja wao and am fine with it.

Sio mapishi tu
Hata kitandani magogo

 

[Chiwa]

wengi hawaweki dawa za kuvuta wateja pia kula sio ishu kwao

 

[Chiwa]

Sio mapishi tu
Hata kitandani magogo

kwa nini waangaike wakati wanauhakika wa ndoa? na wao wanajua ndoa sio tendo la ndoa peke yake bali ni mambo yote ya maisha ndo mana msukumo wa hawa wanawake ni kuhakikisha mwanaume anasomesha watoto vizuri na nyumba lazima ijengwe ikiwezekana na kagari.

 

[upendodaima]

Sio mapishi tu
Hata kitandani magogo

Ile limit ya mke mmoja inawapa kiburi,wenzao wanajua wakizubaa tu mme anamletea mwenzie hivyo uno linaongezewa lubricants.

 

[dos.2020]

Supu inayowekewa mpaka mitangawizi hiyo supu tena ni mchuzi tu

Dah tukuwache tu mkuu bora. hatuwezi kujua mazingira yako unakotoka na ulivo yapo vipi