• Mpendwa mteja, tunakusihi jitahidi kuosha mikono kwa maji safi na sabuni mara kwa mara na kwa siku chache hizi jaribu kutulia nyumbani kuepusha maambukizi ya #CORONAVIRUS

Kwa walio oa

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A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India .












Dear Sunita Darling,



I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.





Your loving husband,

Tuna Singh










His wife replied...









TINKU KE PAPPA,

Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only

after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses

instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,

so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.



Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and

I hope I can survive the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for the next month?



Your Sweet Heart,
Sunita
 
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Duh, hii kali sana, imepunguza streess for the day; thanks
 
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Eh makubwa...mungu apendi lakini
 
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haaa imekaa njema kabisa...
 
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are kisses given by a letter as valuable as those given one to one????
 

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