Kitu gani ukikisahau mahali lazima ukirudie?

[EINSTEIN112]

Bapa mezani...

mzee wa kujilipua

 

[EINSTEIN112]

Uke

wa kwako au

 

[EINSTEIN112]

Barua ya mapenzi

unaogopa mpenzi mwingine au wazazi wasiione??

 

[JF Member]

Ila mimi kama nikimuacha wife peke yake simrudii, Nikiiacha simu peke yake siirudii. Nikiacha simu na wife lazima nirudie kimoja wapo.

 

[FUSO]

Kuna kitu ambacho ukikisahau Mahali iwe nyumbani, Ofisini, au mahali popote lazima uahirishe uendako ukirudie?

1. ATM CARDS
2. KEYS
3. WALLET
4. DRIVING LICENCE
5. LAPTOP
6. TABLET
7. MOBILE PHONES
8. MONEY
9. PHONE CHARGER
10. au chochote.

MI NKISAHAU SIMU HOME HATA KAMA SIPO MBALI NA NAENDA JOB SIIRUDII AISEE NTAKUTA MISSED CALLS NA SMS

Funguo za kule nakokwenda!!

 

[Qurie]

Fire extinguisher. Yaani toka tukio la Msamvu litokee siachi kutembea na mtungi wa kuzimia moto (fire extinguisher) mgongoni.

 

[miss_blossom]

Funguo, wallet, simu, leseni, earphone na charger.
Vitu muhimu sana hivyo kwangu.

 

[The Initiator huru]

Kuna kitu ambacho ukikisahau Mahali iwe nyumbani, Ofisini, au mahali popote lazima uahirishe uendako ukirudie?

1. ATM CARDS
2. KEYS
3. WALLET
4. DRIVING LICENCE
5. LAPTOP
6. TABLET
7. MOBILE PHONES
8. MONEY
9. PHONE CHARGER
10. au chochote.

MI NKISAHAU SIMU HOME HATA KAMA SIPO MBALI NA NAENDA JOB SIIRUDII AISEE NTAKUTA MISSED CALLS NA SMS

Condom

 

[EINSTEIN112]

Unaishi mwenyewe mkuu?? kama

Funguo za kule nakokwenda!!

ofisi kuna walinzi obvious labda home

 

[Hazard CFC]

Funguo, wallet, simu, leseni, earphone na charger.
Vitu muhimu sana hivyo kwangu.

Wengine huwa mnasahau mawigi yenu

 

[General Galadudu]

1- CONDOM.......mimi nikiwa naenda kugegeda halafu nijikute nimeshau, hata kama tumeshavua lazima nivae nikatafute.......

2- SIMU......hata kama nimeenda kuoga, nimeshavua nguo halafu nijikute nakumbuka simu nimeiacha ndani lazima niirudie, maana najua ikidondokea mikononi mwa wife hata kwa zile dakika 10 za mimi kuwa bafuni basi ni kesi nzito sana kuliko hata ya kupinga kuvuliwa ubunge

 

[EINSTEIN112]

Ila mimi kaka nikimuacha wife peke yake simrudii, Nikiiacha simu peke yake siirudii. Nikiacha simu na wife lazima nirudie kimoja wapo.

umetisha mkuu unanikumbusha usemi

"Ili kuokoa ndoa yako OGA na MKEO akizingua OGA na SIMU yako"

 

[Watu8]

A pack of chewing gum...

 

[FUSO]

Unaishi mwenyewe mkuu?? kama

ofisi kuna walinzi obvious labda home

funguo za kuingia ofisini kwangu....hizo main office hazinihusu

 

[mkabasia]

Mi hapo kitachonirudisha home labda wallet kama nimeisaau.Mara nyingi nikibadlisha mkoba nasau kuamishia wallet kwenye mkoba husika.Vingine vyote nkisaau havinipi shida.Charger ndo sibebagi kabisa.

 

[leloic]

SA WE ZA NINI MKUU HADI UZIRUDIE SIMU HAINA SPIKA NINI??

Asilimia kubwa za wavaa earphone ni waangalia pornograph..

 

[FUSO]

1- CONDOM.......mimi nikiwa naenda kugegeda halafu nijikute nimeshau, hata kama tumeshavua lazima nivae nikatafute.......

2- SIMU......hata kama nimeenda kuoga, nimeshavua nguo halafu nijikute nakumbuka simu nimeiacha ndani lazima niirudie, maana najua ikidondokea mikononi mwa wife hata kwa zile dakika 10 za mimi kuwa bafuni basi ni kesi nzito sana kuliko hata ya kupinga kuvuliwa ubunge

kondom unaweza kupata mapokezi - labda simu kama kuna vimeo then the Wife ataikagua na utakuta ka faint.. bora ukarudi.

 

[EINSTEIN112]

1- CONDOM.......mimi nikiwa naenda kugegeda halafu nijikute nimeshau, hata kama tumeshavua lazima nivae nikatafute.......

2- SIMU......hata kama nimeenda kuoga, nimeshavua nguo halafu nijikute nakumbuka simu nimeiacha ndani lazima niirudie, maana najua ikidondokea mikononi mwa wife hata kwa zile dakika 10 za mimi kuwa bafuni basi ni kesi nzito sana kuliko hata ya kupinga kuvuliwa ubunge

HIVI WATU MNA SHIDA GANI NA WAKE NA SIMU ZENU??

 

[EINSTEIN112]

Asilimia kubwa za wavaa earphone ni waangalia pornograph..

Halafu kweli aisee

 

[EINSTEIN112]

A pack of chewing gum...

Mdomo unanuka nini mkuu