Insurgent
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- Jun 26, 2007
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Kinuthia works hard at the office and spends most evenings playing pool at Kachoi.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club (Chillers).
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Kinuthia! Vipi bwana?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Ziiiii," says Kinuthia. "He's in my pool team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Kinuthia if he'd like his usual and brings over a cold Tanye.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Tusker?"
"She's in the Ladies' Pool League, honey. We share tables with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Kinuthia, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Sasa Kinush. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Kinuthia's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Kinuthia follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every curse word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Ngai Kinuthia, you picked up a real ***** this time".
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club (Chillers).
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Kinuthia! Vipi bwana?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Ziiiii," says Kinuthia. "He's in my pool team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Kinuthia if he'd like his usual and brings over a cold Tanye.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Tusker?"
"She's in the Ladies' Pool League, honey. We share tables with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Kinuthia, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Sasa Kinush. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Kinuthia's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Kinuthia follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every curse word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Ngai Kinuthia, you picked up a real ***** this time".
