Kileleni kuna uchizi, una tabia ipi unapofika kileleni

[KENZY]

Nimekua mwarabu tena??

Haya basi msukuma.

 

[Madame S]

Haya basi msukuma.

duh mie tena??

 

[ChickMagnet]

Kuna dem wangu mmoja akiwa anakaribia kufika kileleni huwa ananiambia nimsokomeze dole la tigo yani anakua kama kapagawa ila ajabu tukiwa tumekaa tu ivi nikimgusa huko anakua mkali balaa

 

[KENZY]

duh mie tena??

Basi pole Masai wa watu..

 

[Hakainde]

Nd

Nataja passwords za bank, m-pesa na tigo pesa...

Ndiyo chupi au

 

[madindigwa]

Hongera mkuu maana wengine hatujawahi kabsa kifupi hata Kilimanjaro sijawahi fika nitafikaje kileleni Kwa mfano tuwasubiri kina Mayombi

We ni k au m

 

[Kikapuu]

mayombi mtu mbadi

kabsa

 

[Kikapuu]

We ni k au m

ndio nini

 

[madindigwa]

ndio nini

Wewe mwanamke au mwanaume

 

[Kikapuu]

Wewe mwanamke au mwanaume

aaah sawa

 

[Tajiri Kichwa]

Natabia ya kuwaambia wanawake wote nawapenda

 

[Madame S]

Basi pole Masai wa watu..

mhh

 

[KENZY]

mhh

Wanyakyusa bhana!

 

[Niwaheri]

Yaani ufike kileleni ndio uje ututangazie hapa?

Bila shaka wewe ni KE maana ME hawezi anzisha uzi wa kupizi

Don't be too serious dear!

 

[DR SANTOS]

Da nakumbuka 2000's kuna dogo mmoja mwenyeji kitaa chetu enzi hizo mkoa x (southern highland) .Nlimfundisha kupiga masterb..... Basi siku mchana aka practice alivyofika climax ...alipiga kelele za kutosha haahaa mpaka bi mkubwa wake kwenda kufungua mlango akajua mwanae Kuna jambo limemkuta..... .Aisee nikimkumbusha huwa anacheka Sana , saizi ndo ma legends wa kaya,tungi.....wameharibika vijana .
Now ni expert I live ma life, Thanks God

teh

 

[jannelle]

Mmh kumekucha

 

[Tajiri Kichwa]

Mmh kumekucha

Funguka ata aya mbili

 

[Twilumba]

Sijawahi kupafika kileleni

lini nikufikishe?

 

[Dejane]

 

[clecla]

Nawakumbuka ndugu na marafiki waliotangulia mbele ya haki kisha naangua kilio kwa sauti kuu