Kauli ambazo wanawake wanapenda kuwaambia wanaume

NINE WORDS
WOMEN USE

(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
'whatever')..

(8) Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?'For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
'whatever')...

Me like this one. Halafu ukiomba msamaha unajibiwa: "Kila siku unaomba msamaha, wewe ni mwanaume wa aina gani? Mara ya kwanza uliniomba msamaha nikakubali, ukarudia tena nikakubali leo tena, ah nimechoka!"
 
"Loooh! kama uanaume ni hilo dubwana, punda analo refu kuliko lako, ebu npishe apa" --- Mwisho wa kumnukuu waifu siku nilomnyima hela ya saloon

Hahaha una bahati wewe hukuambiwa hivi: ''Mbona EMT anamfanyia hili, hamfanyii hivi mkewe?''
 
Babu zima kutoa mimacho kwa wasichana wadogo umri wa bintiyo!! eeembu huko twende!! huyu babu vipi? huoni hata haya!>?

Nyingine..........Heeee wewe Mwanamme vipi? Mbona unanikodolea macho kama unalenga manati?
 
'Mpenzi, usijali hii hali ngumu itapita tu! Majaribu ni mtaji...'
Hamjawahi kuambiwa hivyo? Watchout mahali mnapokuwa, u might be there for all the wrong reasons!
 
Siku ukibahatika kukutana na mwanamke kweli, atatabasamu huku anakufuta jasho na kukuambia 'najua nakupagawisha hadi unashindwa kujizuia, ila hii nimekuandikia deni. Nakudai kimoja...'
Nyingine...........Heee mbona umekojoa haraka namna hiyo??. Utadhani kuku!!
 
hivi wanawake wote haujawaona mpaka unifwate mimi? ( hapo ndo mara ya kwanza unataka kumtokea)
 
... Naomba nitumie credit baby !
... Ungejua ninavyokupenda,usingekuwa unanifanyia hivi !
... Kama umenichoka niambie ukweli bwana! Tusipotezeane muda !
 
... Naomba nitumie credit baby !
... Ungejua ninavyokupenda,usingekuwa unanifanyia hivi !
... Kama umenichoka niambie ukweli bwana! Tusipotezeane muda !

Nyingine: Kama demu amekuomba sana hela umsaidie na unamzungusha utamsikia anakwambia, "mpenzi wangu yaani leo nina hamu, nataka uni do, ninawashwa sana"
 
Napenda mnavotupa attention anyway. . .

By the way naomba kujua jibu ya hapo "kwa kuwa umepata ulichotaka" wanaume ni kweli mkishamaliza nia zenu manabadilika? lol.
it is said that men love for sex and women sex for love...upo hapo??
 
NINE WORDS
WOMEN USE

(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!

(5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
'whatever')..

(8) Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?'For the woman's response refer to # 3.
what about I dont know-(sijui)...I have heard it very often by women
 
"Loooh! kama uanaume ni hilo dubwana, punda analo refu kuliko lako, ebu npishe apa" --- Mwisho wa kumnukuu waifu siku nilomnyima hela ya saloon

Mkuu CQ hii imeua bendi kabisa yaani was soo down but hii kitu imenifanya nicheke loudly peke yangu yaaani daaaaaaaah JF ni great thinkers both ways........................mkiamua kuchambua basi ni mpaka yale mtu asoweza kufikiria on own status

Hapo kidume;Maneno yako hayo ntakuchapa makofi sasa hivi
Mwanamama;Nyooooo......kama mwanaume kweli niguse uone..............
 
kwani lazima tukiingia chumbani uni do leo?hapo unapimwa kama una kifua cha kuvumilia au ww ni wa kumega na kusepa,,,mara nyingi hii huwa ni ngumu kumeza,ilishanitokea live lodge palikuwa hapatoshi
 
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