Kanunue wembe

[The Boss]

kuna mtoto mmoja alikuwa amepanda juu ya mti
kuangua maembe,wakati yuko bize na maembe,huku
chini,mchungaji akapita,akamuangalia yule mtoto.
akaona hajavaa nguo ya ndani,akamwambia we mtoto
hebu shuka,
yule mtoto aliposhuka,yule mchungaji akampa mtoto shilingi
elfu moja,akamwambia kanunue nguo ya undani uvae.

yule mtoto akaenda kumsimulia mama yake ilivyotokea..

mama mtu kusikia hivyo,akaona kama mtoto amepewa
elfu moja basi ingekuwa yeye mkubwa angepewa pesa nyingi..

kwa hiyo yule mama naye akaenda kukaa juu ya mti
bila nguo ya ndani....
mchungaji kupita pale kutazama juu,akamwambia yule
mama ateremke chini,
kufika chini yule mchungaji akampa yule mama
shilingi mia moja...
akamwambia hebu kanunue wembe ukanyoe......

 

[Pretty]

Gosh!Its killing me softly!! Teh tehe hahahahahaha..............lol

 

[The Boss]

gosh!its killing me softly!! Teh tehe hahahahahaha..............lol

upo mrembo?

 

[Pretty]

upo mrembo?

Nipo tu nakula raha ya maisha!! Vp mzima wewe?

 

[The Boss]

nipo tu nakula raha ya maisha!! Vp mzima wewe?

mimi safi,nime kumiss kiaina....
We mwaka mpya umeuona lakini?????

 

[smp143]

hehheeh..hiyo kali ..ya kutukaribisha new year...

 

[Pretty]

mimi safi,nime kumiss kiaina....
We mwaka mpya umeuona lakini?????

Hata mie nimekumiss dear.
Mwaka mpya nimeuona, na makamuzi yanaendelea kama kawaida.
Take care!!

 

[Binti Maringo]

teh teh teh teh...hii kiboko mama kapata shilingi mia ya kunyoa ***** duuH!.

 

[YE]

teh teh teh teh...hii kiboko mama kapata shilingi mia ya kunyoa ****duuH!.

hakusema anyoe nini?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Haha hahahahaa hahahahaa lazima alishtua ki joti kwanza kabla hajatoa hela ya wembe

 

[Mzito Kabwela]

Haha hahahahaa hahahahaa lazima alishtua ki joti kwanza kabla hajatoa hela ya wembe

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=tTAWg...24F38C226&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

 

[bht]

hahaaaaa ze Boss bana na stori zako lol!!!!!!!! thanks man!! umekamilisha jioni yangu na naondoka kwa amani

 

[Pape]

hehehehehehehehehehe...​

 

[Sajenti]

teh teh teh teh...hii kiboko mama kapata shilingi mia ya kunyoa ***** duuH!.

..Mama alikuwa anahifadhi mazingira sio??

 

[Kidogo chetu]

Duu mchungaji nae kazi kuangalia juu tuu angejikwaa tehe!tehe

 

[American lady]

mbona mnatoka nje ya mada?kwani hamjaonana muda gani?

 

[American lady]

Bibie alifikiri mchungaji atamind sasa sipati picha color mchungaji aliyo ishuhudia huko

 

[The Boss]

Mhhhhhh.......

 

[ngoshwe]

Kama mama alikuwa anafuga rasta, au ana suka mitindo kama "twende kilioni, maji ya moto, kilimanjaro nk" au kama aliacha staili ya "mabutu", wembe wa nini???

 

[The Boss]

mbona mnatoka nje ya mada?kwani hamjaonana muda gani?

nje ya mada?
Tusisalimiane?