Kama wewe ni aina hii ya mwanamke, your boyfriend must cheat na usimlaumu

Ethan Cruz said:
Girls....You run this World right???Run it with your Brain!
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Wanawake wamekuwa Mabingwa sana wa kulaumu Wanaume kwanini wanacheat sana..Na wanaamini kwamba Wanaume hawana Reason ya Kucheat maana wao wanadhani wamefanya yoteeee,sasa kwanini jamaa acheat??

Leo naleta kwenu Aina ya Wanawake ambao wao wenyewe kwa hiari,wanafanya mambo ambayo ni Greenlight kwa Mwanaume kucheat...

MASHARTI KIBAO KAMA FOMU YA MKOPO

Hawa wanawake wana misimamo yao ambayo sijui wamefundishwa na Ngariba wa Loliondo au lah...Inapokuja suala la Bed Business,UTACHOKA! Kungfu si Kungfu...Taekwondo Si Taekwondo...Sarakasi si Sarakasi,ilimradi kero....Hataki umguse hiki...ukimgusa kile hataki,ye anataka kipondo alale....Mapenzi ni sanaa...Mapenzi ni Sayansi...Mapenzi ni maelewano ya wewe na yeye,anapenda nini,unapenda nini,maadam haombi kubadili Channel kutoka BBC kwenda Deutche Welle(Kula Tigo) sioni kitu ambacho ni kibaya kitandani...

Sasa utaambiwa Mate ni Uchafu....Ukimshika nanihii ili umuandae awe Wet vizuri(na hii ni recommended kiafya kuepuka Unnecessary Friction wakati wa tendo), HATAKI,eti sijazoea kushikwa huko,,,Sasa ushikwe Pua au???

Hataki kunyonywa(japo raha ni ya kwake)...Hataki kunyonya(BJ) eti ni uzungu na uchafu....Sasa ndugu zangu,haya ni Mapenzi au wazimu???Yaani nikurupuke tu,bila Maandalizi,bila kujua you are wet enough or not,nakurukia kama nadandia Bajaj...kweli???

Sasa Mwanaume huyu akikamatwa na kitoto kinachojua umuhimu wa Maandalizi,kikampa makamuzi,Mmeo/Boyfriend anakalishwa chali kama anasubiri Oparesheni ya Appendix,anashughulikiwa,akija kupewa mzigo You think huyu Mwanaume atakuwa na time na wewe???Muwe mnawaza...

Mapenzi sio Biashara ya Usafi,kama unadhani Mahaba yana usafi umekosea njia,hakuna Biashara ya Uchafu kama Mapenzi,ila Uchafu wenye raha...

Ukiwa penzini huna tofauti na Chizi,akifika jalalani hachambui hiki nini na kile nini...Maadam kinalika basi ndo anaponea hapo...

Kama Mapenzi yako yana masharti kama Dokta Manyaunyau,tafadhali tafuta biashara nyingine ya kufanya,hii ushafeli...

WAZEE WA MUDA

Hawa ni mabingwa wa kuhesabu dakika....Utasikia humalizi tu....Jamani nusu saa bado upo tu huchoki....We mwanaume robo saa si tayari unanikomoa??Nani akukomoe wewe!!
We Mwanaume hiyo ndo style gani....
Nani kakufundisha hii mbona hatujawahi kufanya.....

Sasa haya Mapenzi au Interview???

Yaani muda wote mnapepeta ye anauliza maswali tu kama OCD wa Polisi Mabatini,sasa raha utasikia saa ngapi???Mwanaume anajipinda ili akufikishe wewe umekazana na Questionnaire yako....Mara kidogo filimbi hiyo.....utasikia Maliza bwana mi nimechoka..Yaani kauliza maswali weeeeeee,halafu anakwambia Maliza....Dah,ukute we ndo kwanza uko Chalinze,unaambiwa maliza,sasa sijui utafika Ubungo Stendi na Ungo....Kwakweli,kama uko hivi,sishangai Mmeo akicheat,kosa ni lako mwenyewe!

WANAWAKE MMENISIKIA????MASHARTI ZIACHIE FOMU ZA MKOPO WA BENKI
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Wadada wameuzima huu Uzi Mazima.

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cocastic said:
wee hulagi chips na fanta orange kwa mrija?

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😂😂😂 😂 we mbea chakula cha kina mama mimi nalaje mfano ss boy anakula iyo af night hio hio ana game sasa unahisi atatoboa kwly hahhahaha USELESS kula ugali wako swafi kabisa pembeni kuna dagaa tembele maharage bamia labda papa kidogo af shushia na maji kubwa safi umeshiba kbs af kutana na kiswaswadu uwone km kesho ataamka hata kwenda kazini kama hatalalamika amechoka na kuumwa kbs
 
cocastic said:
sasa nifanyeje, au nimuambie apake vumbi la Kinshasa?

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:cool::cool::cool: msaidie kwa staili moja ama ingine mybe unamtia uvivu hunyiritiki mtoto wa kike sasa ye anasema hapa nina gogo ama mnazi shungulika na ww vile ako unajua pekecha mtoto wa kike kuwa mbunifu aone mapya utampa hobi na yeye ya kuchakarika kz hatakubali kushindwa
 
cocastic said:
Wanaume wenyewe sahivi nguvu hawana, dkk 3 tyuuh waitaliano hawa hapa, sasa huo muda wa kuwaambia wamalize haraka unatoka wapi?

Mtu unakazwa huku unachat JF, na huelewi km unasukumwa au kupapaswa, hebu usituchoshe na bandiko lefu na venye hamna kitu.

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Mamamamae, mkuu unatudhalilisha sana ujue, unakulwa huku unachati jf, tena kwenye uzi wa kula kimasihara, unapatikana
 
Kim Dawizzy said:
Wanaifanya suez canal, kitu hakipiti ila wanalazima tu, mwisho wa siku, panachimbika ndo cargo heavy weight ipite kwa urahisi! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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hahahhaha iyo kwly long vehcle wanazingua sn af wakikutana ka ki vitz wanalalamika hakiendesheki sasa parking/garage ya scania waenda paki passo si tatizo ilo
 
Huwa siamini sana kama Chips mayai inafanya mtu ashindwe game

Yaani mtu anapata protini, wanga, fat na vitamini C ya kachumbari alafu ashindwe game kweli?, Hapa tumepigwa wakuu.

Labda mtu ambaye hafanyi mazoezi nitakubali mtu ambaye kutembea ni kazi, push up 10 hawezi hapo sawa. Ila kwenye Kyepee yai tufanye utafiti upya
 
Ethan Cruz said:
we mbea chakula cha kina mama mimi nalaje mfano ss boy anakula iyo af night hio hio ana game sasa unahisi atatoboa kwly hahhahaha USELESS kula ugali wako swafi kabisa pembeni kuna dagaa tembele maharage bamia labda papa kidogo af shushia na maji kubwa safi umeshiba kbs af kutana na kiswaswadu uwone km kesho ataamka hata kwenda kazini kama hatalalamika amechoka na kuumwa kbs
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Hapo sasa inakua full tight game, ni mwendo wa kubiringuka na kudividua hadi kitanda kiombe uhailisho wa match,

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Ethan Cruz said:
:cool::cool::cool: msaidie kwa staili moja ama ingine mybe unamtia uvivu hunyiritiki mtoto wa kike sasa ye anasema hapa nina gogo ama mnazi shungulika na ww vile ako unajua pekecha mtoto wa kike kuwa mbunifu aone mapya utampa hobi na yeye ya kuchakarika kz hatakubali kushindwa
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Kabla hata sijaanza mautundu ya kudambua ball km gaucho, yeye amesha staafu soka, sasa mie nitafanyaje?

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Mgeni wa Jiji said:
Huwa siamini sana kama Chips mayai inafanya mtu ashindwe game

Yaani mtu anapata protini, wanga, fat na vitamini C ya kachumbari alafu ashindwe game kweli?, Hapa tumepigwa wakuu.

Labda mtu ambaye hafanyi mazoezi nitakubali mtu ambaye kutembea ni kazi, push up 10 hawezi hapo sawa. Ila kwenye Kyepee yai tufanye utafiti upya
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sasa ww endekeza mzee af utajua iko na nn iyo menyu yako 😂 😂 😂 mwanaume hashauriwi kula kiepe wala vp kiepe mzee aloo kbs yn duh htr
 
Mgeni wa Jiji said:
Huwa siamini sana kama Chips mayai inafanya mtu ashindwe game

Yaani mtu anapata protini, wanga, fat na vitamini C ya kachumbari alafu ashindwe game kweli?, Hapa tumepigwa wakuu.

Labda mtu ambaye hafanyi mazoezi nitakubali mtu ambaye kutembea ni kazi, push up 10 hawezi hapo sawa. Ila kwenye Kyepee yai tufanye utafiti upya
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Wee itakua unakula sana chips yai na novida kwa mrija,

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