Kama unaongea lugha ya kingereza vizuri bila kukwama nicheki tufanye kazi

[Daby]

What is developing here? Is our teacher Karucee awareness? Minus answer please (Toa jibu tafadhali) I know this language is very hardship to you. Hardshipn't it?

Yes is vere hardship.
Karucee is not teaching well very.

You are come here now help us here. This language you know my friend is not president in me.

In'nt me??

 

[Asprin]

Yes is vere hardship.
Karucee is not teaching well very.

You are come here now help us here. This language you know my friend is not president in me.

In'nt me??

Yes isn't you.
You have sun this mother tongue of queen elizabeti is not president to we. We need to smoke subira. Subira smokes heri. Are you in Dar or Athrow?

 

[Daby]

Yeah this mother tongue of queen elizabeti is not president to we. We need to smoke subira. Subira smokes heri. Are you in Dar or Athrow?

Hahah
Athrow...

Am in Athrow here Njiro eight eight on hand touching glass of beer.

This thread bigginer employ me or you..our english is dangerous like lion or like lorry of petroleum with accident.

 

[Asprin]

Hahah
Athrow...

Am in Athrow here Njiro eight eight on hand touching glass of beer.

This thread bigginer employ me or you..our english is dangerous like lion or like lorry of petroleum with accident.

Hahaha accidented lorry with battery removed is very dangerous you have sun? I know you have sun I just asked only

 

[fineboy]

Kiswahili nacho haukiwezi. Maiti ni binadamu. Hauwezi kusema "Maiti itazikwa" unasema "Maiti atazikwa". Heshima ya binadamu akiwa hai inaendelea hata akiwa katika umauti. Hata kama maiti ni wengi (nasema wengi, siyo nyingi), utasema "Maiti watazikwa", siyo "Maiti zitazikwa". Oh, jamani siku wahenga tukiondoka, hizi lugha sijui itakuwaje. Kiswahili hamkijui, Kiingereza ndio basi kabisa. Kilugha ndio basi... Mmeachia Wasukuma tu.

Highly seen

 

[kiLimIlire]

Vitu hai huendana na ngeli ya "a-wa vitu visivyo na uhai ndiyo hutumia ngeli zingine jamaa naye kachemka kwenye kiswahili kidogo.

na wewe pia umechemka, 'a-wa' ni kwa binadamu, wanyama,samaki na wadudu pekee. Mimea haiingii katika ngeli hii

 

[Logikos]

Mtafute.., Stannis Baratheon; King of Westeros, Lord of Grammar

 

[Karucee]

Yes is vere hardship.
Karucee is not teaching well very.

You are come here now help us here. This language you know my friend is not president in me.

In'nt me??

Daaah

 

[Smart911]

Ngoja tuone...


Cc: mahondaw

 

[The Humble Dreamer]

Oooh! It's a big deal. Am good in English, how can I get in touch with you?

Hichi kiingereza hapana!

Mkuu wewe usiombe wala kuwasiliana na jamaaa!

 

[mangatara]

Nimefurahi sana kuitwa intaviuu kwa kiswahili halafu nikasemezane kwa kingereza. Ndo maana PM umetufungia kwani ulijua tutakumalizia lugha yako we maimuna

 

[mama rei]

ilitakiwa ianze na (its not a big deal) hata kama sijui kizungu

Oooh! It's a big deal. Am good in English, how can I get in touch with you?

 

[f de solver]

Mkuu usibishane nae, na lengo sio kubishana nae hata mimi nilikuwa najua ni GOOD IN sasa uliposena GOOD AT nami nimebaki njia panda coz nami ni mgeni kwenye hii lugha hivyo nilikua nikisubiri jibu lako nijifunze zaidi. So please, mjini kwamanufaa ya wengi

*Some popular Grammatical Blunders. Every one has made at least two times*:

1. You're taking it personal (wrong)
You're taking it personally (correct)

2. He is matured (wrong)
He is mature (correct)
He has matured (correct)

3. The reason is because (wrong)
The reason is that (correct)

4. Night vigil (wrong)
Vigil (correct)

5. Traveling bag (wrong)
Travel Bag (correct)

6. As at when due (wrong)
As and when due (correct)

7. Be rest assured (wrong)
Rest assured (correct)

8. I'm hearing you (wrong)
I can hear you (correct)

9. My names are (wrong)
My name is (correct)

10. All manners of (wrong)
All manner of (correct)

11. She delivered a baby boy (wrong)
She was delivered of a baby boy (correct)

12. Lacking behind
Lagging behind (correct)

13. Crack your brain (wrong)
Rack your brain (correct)

14. Return it back (wrong)
Return it (correct)

15. Uganda comprises of 10 regions (wrong)
Uganda comprises 10 regions (correct)
Uganda is comprised of 10 regions (correct)

16. Wake keeping (wrong)
Wake keep (wrong)
Wake (correct)

17. Exercise patience (wrong)
Be patient (correct)

18. Barbing saloon (wrong)
Barber shop (correct)

19. I forgot my phone at home (wrong)
I left my phone at home (correct)

20. Borrow me your pen (wrong)
Lend me your pen (correct)
May I borrow your pen (correct)

21. More grease to your elbow (wrong)
More power to your elbow (correct)

22. Funny enough, I've never liked him (wrong)
Funnily enough, I've never liked him (correct)

23. My body is scratching me (wrong)
My body itches (correct)

24. Letterhead paper (wrong)
Letterhead (correct)

25. I'm not your mate (wrong)
We're not mates (correct)

26. You're mannerless (wrong)

You're ill-mannered (correct)
27. Horn at the car in front (wrong)
Honk at the car in front (correct)

28. Happy birthday in arrears (wrong)
Happy belated birthday (wrong)
Belated happy birthday (correct)

29. I will sleep at 10pm (wrong)
I will go to bed at 10pm (correct)

30. Just when I thought I have seen it all (wrong)
Just when I thought I had seen it all (correct)

31. First come, First serve (wrong)
First come, First served (correct)

32. I have a running nose (wrong)
I have a runny nose (correct)

33. Working Experience (wrong)
Work Experience (correct)

*Which ones have you ever made?*

 

[nkanziga]

Samsin I have seen

 

[nadiegirlie]

tuangalie hiki hivi someone who is good at s*x si wanasema he is good in bed au wanasema he is good at bed mimi kwa uelewa wangu najua mara nyingi 'good at' huwa inafuatwa na some kind of activity mfano
good at speaking and writting english(good in english)
good at s*x(good in bed)niko tayari kurekebishwa

 

[pharao]

PM imefunguliwa

 

[Karucee]

Hahaha accidented lorry with battery removed is very dangerous you have sun? I know you have sun I just asked only

nyie hapana

 

[Karucee]

Hahah
Athrow...

Am in Athrow here Njiro eight eight on hand touching glass of beer.

This thread bigginer employ me or you..our english is dangerous like lion or like lorry of petroleum with accident.

hahahaaaaaa.

 

[Karucee]

Yes isn't you.
You have sun this mother tongue of queen elizabeti is not president to we. We need to smoke subira. Subira smokes heri. Are you in Dar or Athrow?

I try so hard. How do u guys do it?

 

[kabwigwa]

Kiswahili nacho haukiwezi. Maiti ni binadamu. Hauwezi kusema "Maiti itazikwa" unasema "Maiti atazikwa". Heshima ya binadamu akiwa hai inaendelea hata akiwa katika umauti. Hata kama maiti ni wengi (nasema wengi, siyo nyingi), utasema "Maiti watazikwa", siyo "Maiti zitazikwa". Oh, jamani siku wahenga tukiondoka, hizi lugha sijui itakuwaje. Kiswahili hamkijui, Kiingereza ndio basi kabisa. Kilugha ndio basi... Mmeachia Wasukuma tu.

Safi kaka Ngeli Ya YU-A-WA au YU-WA umenikumbusha sarufi kidato Cha nne.