Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Kirokonya said:
Boy dropped girl at home, he put his
hand on the wall by the gate for support, leaned
towards her.
BOY : Can I kiss you?
GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Pleeeeeeease!
GIRL: No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.
GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not
believe we did it four times!
BOY : Let me kiss you good night.
GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think
I'm a virgin at home.
....
This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's
brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says
whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but
tell that bastard to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone in the house is
listening to your conversation and you are disturbing the prayer session....



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Mzee Wa Miaka 60 Alimwambia Mkewe,"leo Nataka Tukumbukie Enzi Zetu,kutongozana".Mke Akajibu Sawa,inabidi Ukanisubiri Mwembeni Saa Moja Usiku Nitapita".Mzee Akafika Saa 1 Usiku,akakaa Wee Hadi Sa 5 Usiku..Aliporud Nyumban Akamuuliza Mkewe Kwa Hasira,"sasa Tumepanga Nin Halafu Hujatokea?"mke Akajbu,"leo Mama Kanikataza Nisitoke Nyumban Usiku,nijisomee!"...
 
Kwenye boti kuelekea Zenji mzee mmoja alikaa na mwanawe karibu bahati mbaya ukavuma upepo mkali mzee ilibidi ashikilie kofia yake isipeperushwe na upepo huku msuli aliovaa pia ukipeperushwa na upepo, maongezi yalikuwa hivi;

Mtoto: Baba umekaa uchi msuli unapeperushwa ba upepo

Baba:Wacha nishikilie kofia isipeperushwe

Mtoto: Sasa baba mbona unashikilia kofia badala ya msuli wakati unakaa uchi?

Baba: Ah! Huo msuli hata ukichukuliwa na upepo sawa, mapu.mbu ninayo miaka 60 sasa ila kofia yangu mpya, maana nimenunua jana tu!
 
Tunapowaagiza watoto wetu madukani 2wapatie hata kimemo..

Dogo kaja shop ametoa buku mbili namuuliza unataka nini anasema nataka sigara
namuuliza sigara gani anajibu zozote..

nimeamua kumpatia mseto wa Sigara nyota,Sports,SM,na Embassy...

Najua atarud na babaake mda sio mrefu
 
Beberu Mwitu said:
Wapendwa leo kila mmoja wenu naomba aniombee maana mwenzenu siwezi kuchomoka kupelekwa Keko, kama sio huko basi ni Segerea au Ukonga; Ni hivi nina mademu watatu na wote nimewapa mimba na wote ni wanafunzi, isitoshe ni watoto wa askari magereza. Kibaya zaidi hiyo ilikuwa ni ndoto niliyoota leo alfajiri


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Na Baba zao mmoja yupo Keko, wa pili Ukonga na wa tatu Segadance (Segerea).
 
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