Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Foxhound]

Juzi katika pita pita zangu barabarani ghafla mvua ikaanza kunyesha, na nilikuwa karibu na meza alipo mdada anaeuza maparachichi. Bahati mbaya sikuweza kukimbia kutafuta sehemu kujikinga mvua ikabidi nimwombe yule mdada:
Careem: Samahani dada naomba niingize walau kichwa tu!
Mdada: We mkaka ukome, tusivunjiane heshima!
Sasa hapo jamani kosa langu lipi? Wakati mimi nilimwomba walau niingize kichwa tu kwenye mwamvuli wake?!

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[Foxhound]

Wale ambao hamkunialika PASAKANiliwaambia EID itafika mimi si mchoyo karibuni home tule EID...

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[Foxhound]

12 Apr 2020
14:12
Hadi muda huu sijapata mwaliko, ila tutaona tu EID haiko mbali

e͕̓́s̤̓͝t̫͒̀-̭̅͝c͇ͬ̀e͎͂͞ ̡̘̔q̨̜̾u͙͂͢ẽ̷̯ ̣͆͜ṭ̡̈́u̶̖̾ ̯̈́͞m̡͕̄'̖̄̕a͉͆͘i̧͕͆m̛͎ͫĕ̸͍sͮ͟ͅ?

Nakumbuka mlininyima PASAKA Namimi leo nimewanyima EID

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[jongowi]

Hahahaha

 

[Nomakatembo]

Wanaume wadar mlivyo Tulia mnazani tumesahau mna umama 🏃 😂

 

[Nomakatembo]

Mimi mgeni huku nikae wapi?

 

[Nomakatembo]

Nipo chooni, mtu amegonga mlango nikaguna mmmmmmmhhhhh! Akauliza kuna mtu, nimemjibu hapana unaongea na Mavi

 

[Nomakatembo]

Nipo chooni, mtu amegonga mlango nikaguna mmmmmmmhhhhh! Akauliza kuna mtu, nimemjibu hapana unaongea na Mavi

 

[mamylove]

My ex is doing everything to make me
jealous. She/he even hugs trees these days.

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[Dolla_Mbili]

Mwalimu mgeni aliingia darasani kwa
mara ya kwanza na kuchora moyo
ubaoni. Kwa vile hakuwa mchoraji
mzuri ule moyo ukaonekana ovyo
tu.Kwa kujiamini akauliza wanafunzi
nimechora nini?
Mwanafunzi 1.... matako
Mwanafunzi 2..... umechora matako
mwalimu.
mwanafunzi 3. hayo ni matakoo kabisa
Mwalimu kwa hasira akaenda kumuita
mkuu wa shule kwa madai ya
wanafunzi kufanya mzaha darasani.
Mkuu Wa Shule; kwa nini mnamfanyia
mwalimu mzaha?
Wanafunzi; hatujafanya mzaha.
Mkuu wa Shule: Kama hamfanyi mzaha
nani kachora matakoo ubaoni?

 

[PSG Pambanaji]

Mimi mgeni huku nikae wapi?

Karibu,kaa kwenu post zirushie humu,hii itapendeza😜

 

[Kimjoh]

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et "NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTEMKAP😂😂😂😂🏃IME" Saizi nipo apa pa fundi nguo pana foleni sanaHarusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza sana

 

[Foxhound]

 

[mteule senior]

Unachukiwa na watu wawili tu unapata taaabu na kukosa raha...Nguruwe anachukiwa na dini nzima afu ndo kwanza anazidi kujinenepea tu na kuagizwa na wengi

 

[eddy brown]

Mi nakutongoza halafu unaniuliza kama nina mwanamke mwingine, hivi uliona wapi mtu akienda dukani kununua nguo akiwa uchi

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Aiseee, ni hatarrr View attachment 1167540

 

[Lordrank]

Wasukuma jameni.. Mwingine hapa ameulizwa River Mississippi akasema Mimisishibi

Does it look like fun huh!!🤨🤨🤨

 

[Numbisa]

So what?

Does it look like fun huh!!🤨🤨🤨

Does it look like fun huh!!🤨🤨🤨

 

[Lordrank]

So what?

Your comment isn't fun anymore, do you even know that!?😏😏😏

 

[stickvibration]

Tunaisubiri Tume Huru ya Uchaguzi