Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Angel Nylon]

WAZO LA LEO
Mwanamke mwenye kuvaa deraa,kama hana Tako ni sawa kavaa KANZU

Teh. Watu wana maneno.
Ila tako si kila mtu analo jamani?

 

[capacity charge]

Kuoa mwanamke asiye na elimu raha sana.! jana kanitight baby unaenda wapi jioni yote hii.?!
Nkamjibu baby naenda mbeya kubadirisha profile picture. Akajibu; sawa honey safari njema.

 

[kauzu12]

Kaka, mi nawashwa....naomba unikune tafadhali ila usiniguse naniuuu.

Duh! Uko nje ya mada mkuu

 

[GISAMBO]

*KIVULI BHANA*
*Yaani mimi nipo kwenye kibanda nanunua MCHICHA lakini chenyewe kimesimama BUCHANI*

Ubongo Sukuma akili na Sio Vingine

 

[Mkereketwa_Huyu]

Duh! Uko nje ya mada mkuu

Nje ya mada wakati ndivyo nilivyo ambiwa?

 

[xYz07]

wenzetu wazungu wakiwa matembezini alafu mtoto akajikwaa akaanguka mama utamsikia "oooh baby are you okey??"

lakini Tanzania utasikia "usimuangalie ataanza kulia"

 

[BlessedHope]

wenzetu wazungu wakiwa matembezini alafu mtoto akajikwaa akaanguka mama utamsikia "oooh baby are you okey??"

lakini Tanzania utasikia "usimuangalie ataanza kulia"

Hahahaa kweliiii

 

[BlessedHope]

*KIVULI BHANA*
*Yaani mimi nipo kwenye kibanda nanunua MCHICHA lakini chenyewe kimesimama BUCHANI*

Ubongo Sukuma akili na Sio Vingine

Mmmh kivuli kinashauri ununue nyama

 

[Mkereketwa_Huyu]

wenzetu wazungu wakiwa matembezini alafu mtoto akajikwaa akaanguka mama utamsikia "oooh baby are you okey??"

lakini Tanzania utasikia "usimuangalie ataanza kulia"

Au utawasikia wakisema, mwache tu abakwe na wahuni.

 

[BlessedHope]

Au utawasikia wakisema, mwache tu abakwe na wahuni.

Au we unatembeaje..!!!angalia unakoenda..sio u akotoka ...tubadilike kwakweli.

 

[BlessedHope]

Kuoa mwanamke asiye na elimu raha sana.! jana kanitight baby unaenda wapi jioni yote hii.?!
Nkamjibu baby naenda mbeya kubadirisha profile picture. Akajibu; sawa honey safari njema.

Safi....siku nyingine ATAKUSHANGAZA TU.

 

[BlessedHope]

Teh. Watu wana maneno.
Ila tako si kila mtu analo jamani?

Kweli kila mtu analo

 

[BlessedHope]

Jamaa aliingia msikitini akiwa kashika panga huku jasho likimtoka,akasema"nani muislamu humu?"wote wakauchuna.Akarudia tena"nauliza nani muislamu humu hamnisikii?"wote kimya.Akamgeukia Imamu"wewe sio muislamu?"...Imamu:aaaaah jamani kukaa mbele tu hapa ndo nimeshakuwa muislamu?"...Akamshika mkono muumini mmoja aliyekuwa karibu na mlango akamtoa nje,akamwambia "naomba ukanichinjie mbuzi nyumbani nina wageni leo waislamu"....jamaa akaenda akamchinjia halaf akamwambia"ila utaalamu wa kuchuna ngozi sina labda ukamchukue mwenzangu"....jamaa ikabidi arudi msikitini huku panga linavuja damu....Imamu kuona vile akasema"tumsifu Yesu kristo"...waumini wakaitikia"milele amina!!"

Hahahaa kifo!tunakiogopa lakini lazima tutakutana nacho siku wala saa hatuijui

 

[MBIIRWA]

Teh. Watu wana maneno.
Ila tako si kila mtu analo jamani?

Alimaanisha chura

 

[MBIIRWA]

Hey ,I'm urgently looking for an individual aged 20-30.He/she should be either a diploma or Degree holder in any course and should be able to fluently speak English or Kiswahili
Tribe doesn't matter.


Akuje nimtume Chumvi.

Akuje umtume chumvi au chumvini?

 

[Foxhound]

Kuanzia leo natangaza kuacha bangi, si kwa ilivyonifanya jana, nimekesha nacheza muziki, kumbe muungurumo wa Jenereta

Bangi nibangue

 

[Foxhound]

Usiombe kujisaidia choo ambayo mlango haufungi utaimba nyimbo zote ukisikia milio ya viatu kuna mtu anakuja pande hizo

 

[Khantwe]

Freyzem heshima kwako. umenifanya nizipitie page zote

Na huku pia unapita karibu sana

 

[barakaglory]

Jana nilipitia pale Polisi Sentro nikaona yale magari yao rangi ya blue mawili yameandika 4WD mi nikaisolve
4WD x 4WD = 16 + W² + D²
Hapa nipo kwenye Defender sijui ndio napelekwa Mlimani-Chuo kikuu

Hesabu ndogo tu imewashinda siku zote

Hahahaha kwisha habari yako

 

[Freyzem]

Akuje umtume chumvi au chumvini?

Chumvi halafu ndio chumvini...