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Imebidi niisone mara nyingi zaidi ili nielewe nimeishia kucheka tuu
Wavuta Bangi sijui tunakwama wapi! Mnaona wenzetu Walevi kina Piere wameitwa Bungeni!? Sisi tunaishia vituo vya Polisi tu!
Tunafeli wapi



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Tunapamba keki, katibuni sana
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“ᴬⁱⁿ̇`ᵗ ᵃ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ᵃˡⁱᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵐᵐᵃ`ˢ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ”
 

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Boy dropped girl at home, he put his
hand on the wall by the gate for support, leaned
towards her.
BOY : Can I kiss you?
GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Pleeeeeeease!
GIRL: No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.
GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not
believe we did it four times!
BOY : Let me kiss you good night.
GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think
I'm a virgin at home.
....
This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's
brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says
whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but
tell that bastard to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone in the house is
listening to your conversation and you are disturbing the prayer session....



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Mzee Wa Miaka 60 Alimwambia Mkewe,"leo Nataka Tukumbukie Enzi Zetu,kutongozana".Mke Akajibu Sawa,inabidi Ukanisubiri Mwembeni Saa Moja Usiku Nitapita".Mzee Akafika Saa 1 Usiku,akakaa Wee Hadi Sa 5 Usiku..Aliporud Nyumban Akamuuliza Mkewe Kwa Hasira,"sasa Tumepanga Nin Halafu Hujatokea?"mke Akajbu,"leo Mama Kanikataza Nisitoke Nyumban Usiku,nijisomee!"...
 

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Kwenye boti kuelekea Zenji mzee mmoja alikaa na mwanawe karibu bahati mbaya ukavuma upepo mkali mzee ilibidi ashikilie kofia yake isipeperushwe na upepo huku msuli aliovaa pia ukipeperushwa na upepo, maongezi yalikuwa hivi;

Mtoto: Baba umekaa uchi msuli unapeperushwa ba upepo

Baba:Wacha nishikilie kofia isipeperushwe

Mtoto: Sasa baba mbona unashikilia kofia badala ya msuli wakati unakaa uchi?

Baba: Ah! Huo msuli hata ukichukuliwa na upepo sawa, mapu.mbu ninayo miaka 60 sasa ila kofia yangu mpya, maana nimenunua jana tu!
 

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