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Imebidi niisone mara nyingi zaidi ili nielewe nimeishia kucheka tuu
Wavuta Bangi sijui tunakwama wapi! Mnaona wenzetu Walevi kina Piere wameitwa Bungeni!? Sisi tunaishia vituo vya Polisi tu!
Tunafeli wapi



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Tunapamba keki, katibuni sana
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“ᴬⁱⁿ̇`ᵗ ᵃ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ᵃˡⁱᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵐᵐᵃ`ˢ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ”
 
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Boy dropped girl at home, he put his
hand on the wall by the gate for support, leaned
towards her.
BOY : Can I kiss you?
GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Pleeeeeeease!
GIRL: No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed today.
GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not
believe we did it four times!
BOY : Let me kiss you good night.
GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think
I'm a virgin at home.
....
This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's
brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says
whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but
tell that bastard to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone in the house is
listening to your conversation and you are disturbing the prayer session....



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Mliozaliwa Town,hivi Mnachomaje Mahindi Kwenye Jiko La Gesi?
 

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