Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Fact:

The only three people a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as they say is a DOCTOR, the PASTOR and PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're neither of the three, sit down and be strong...

 

[Gordita]

 

[Revola]

Ohooo

 

[Protocol37]

Najiuliza hiv msichana akiwa period afu
akakalia meza haiwezi kutokea periodic
table......

Hahahaha hahah

 

[Mr Miller]

Husband - honey where is my wallet..?
Wife - where the Manchester city is..?
Husband - what do you mean...??
Wife - on top of the table..

hahaha

 

[thinks b4 speak]

ukimuona demu wa kimasai amekaa pekee yake achana nae usikute bwana wake karuka juu

sasa wewe leta shobo sime zitahusika

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[Mr Miller]

Jamaa salary yake ilikua 200000. Siku moja kapata cheque ya 220000. Akanyamaza na hakuambia mtu

Next month akapata cheque ya 180000. Akaenda kwa Boss kulalamika

Boss akamuuliza "mbona mwezi uliopita hakulalamika?"

Jamaa akajibu "kosa si kosa, bali kurudia kosa ndio kosa kubwa"

aseee

 

[Mr Miller]

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me, immediately I shouted sevilla. They disappeared!!!

 

[Mr Miller]

Majivuno Wakati Mwingine Hayafai, Jamaa Mmoja Alipanda Daladala Mara Simu Ikaita,, Jamaa Akaitoa Mfukoni Kuangalia Ni Mke Wake Anapiga!! Jamaa Kwa Kutaka Kujionyesha Akaweka Loud Speaker Jamaa Akamuuliza Mke Wake."Saivi Tu Umenimiss Mke Wangu Au Tatizo Nini Niambie Basi Babby" Mke Wake Akamjibu "Sijakumiss Wala Nini Nataka Kujua Kwanini Umevaa Chupi Ya Mtoto" Abiria Walicheka Hadi Wakalaliana!!! ....www.wasasa.

hahaha aiseee

 

[hazard Don]

DUNIANI USIMWAMINI MTU,NIMESHANGAA KUKUTA OFISI ZA TANESCO KUNA GENERETA

 

[asante mbagule njehani]

ha ha ha ha nimefurahi kwa kweli,,

 

[nyalusijackson]

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Haya bwana

 

[Foxhound]

Ni vyema tukaoneshana sehemu zetu za siri
Kesho naonesha sehemu zangu za siri Nitaanza na sehemu ninayopigia jimu, pili ninayovutia bangi, tatu sehemu ninayonywea viroba we endelea kuficha sehemu zako za siri cku moja tutazijua tuu

 

[Foxhound]

Mimi nilikuwa wa pili kutoka kushoto, wa pili kutoka mwisho na wa mwisho kabisa Je wewe?

 

[Foxhound]

 

[Foxhound]

Sina habari, nahesabu mapato Nyie endeleeni kusema vyuma vimekaza

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Sina habari, nahesabu mapato Nyie endeleeni kusema vyuma vimekaza View attachment 725017

Naona leo umevuta nyingi + kutafuna mbegu zake + kula ugali na mchicha wake.

 

[Snipes]

mpenzi wako akikuacha bila sababu yeyote chukua simu mpigie mama yake mwambie mwanao amefariki

haiwezekani ulie peke yako watu tushavurugwa

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[Numbisa]

My only biggest fear of going abroad is being chased by a dog that doesn't understand the term 'kwenda huko"

 

[Numbisa]

Mimi hushangaa na hii baridi yote samaki husurvive vipi ndani ya maji bila jacket?