Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Slim5]

hivi papuchi ndo nini?

Ni jina la jamaa, enzi hizo universities kuna chakula kama boarding school, ktk mgomo wa chakula UDSM, FFU ktk kamata kamata yao, wakamkamata Papuchi ambae alikuwa 2nd year student SUA.

 

[Slim5]

Nimecheka kama cryz

Si muda mrefu huyu Sonia G atapata kesi ya kuvunja mbavu wanaJF

 

[Slim5]

...Alie elewa anifahamishe

Ukifajamishwa nitag!

 

[stickvibration]

Mtu mmoja alinunua nyama 1kg ili achomewe. Ilipoiva akasema ipimwe tena na ikawa 3/4. Akauliza 1/4 imeenda wapi, akajibiwa imeenda na moto.

Akauliza, kwa hivyo nikipima 1/4 ikichomwa sitapata kitu?

Hadi saai hawajamjibu... Ameenda tafutwa Meneja.

 

[ywf]

 

[Msomi hewa]

....Leo subiri nikunje sura niweke kwenye begi

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[Msomi hewa]

....Hapa nimeweka mfuko mfukoni

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[Msomi hewa]

.....Subiri niazime ndoo nikakinge ngumi

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[Msomi hewa]

.....Mwenzenu nikinywa mirinda napenda kushushia na koka bariidi

Ukimaindi fresh tu!

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[Msomi hewa]

...Nasikia kilimo kinalipa nataka nianze kupanda bodadoda

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[Msomi hewa]

...Mwenzenu nikipanda baiskeli huwa siweki mbolea

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[kisendo]

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[Msomi hewa]

....Mwenzenu nikibanwa na kazi huwa napeleka kwa fundi cherehani aziongezee

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[Msomi hewa]

....Kuna siku mama aliniuliza hivi

Mama: Hivi mwanangu Msomi hewa ni lini utaona maana nna hamu kweli ya kumuona mkwe wangu

Mimi: Mama ata mimi nna hamu ya kumuona huyo mkwe wako tuombe mungu tu.

 

[Msomi hewa]

....Sababu ya kuachana na mpenzi wangu ni hii

Stella: Hivi mpenzi wangu ni lini utatangaza ndoa?

Mimi: Siku nitakayo pata kipaza sauti

Siku ya tatu leo nampigia simu hapokei i think ameenda kutafuta kipaza sauti

 

[Msomi hewa]

....Wanaume tu ndio watanielewa

Hivi ni kwanini kile kipindi uko single mkono wako wa kulia ulikua na nguvu kuliko mkono wa kushoto

Shida zaidi ni kwamba kuna dada anajaribu kuelewa hii post bila mafanikio

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[Msomi hewa]

....Only in Tz
Unakuta wakati wa kuangalia Taarifa ya habari mzazi anasinzia, sasa ujichanganye uchukue Remote ubadili station uone atakavyo amka hapoo

Wazazi popote mlipo agizeni balimi kubwa ntalipa.

 

[TADPOLE]

Hivi mtu akienda Rwanda Mara paaap tumbo likambana akanya huko Rwanda ndo tunamuita myarwanda au

 

[TADPOLE]

Vita baridi ni nini?

Vita baridi ni pale ambapo we we na baba yako mnabishana kuhusu mpira yeye anasema Giroud mkali kuliko messi..halafu we we ukajisahau ukadhani upo kibandani unaropoka "msikieni huyu matako"

 

[juma mpemba]

katika kufundisha darasani mara paap.mwalimu kajamba..!!akaondoka uku akijifanya amekasirika ....alivorudi kesho yake akaulza.."KIPINDI KILICHOPITA TULIISHIA WAP..?? wanafunzi kwa pamoja wakasema "TULIISHIA PALE ULIPOJAMBA"