Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Guasa Ambonii]

Mwanafunzi :eti mwalimu mtu anaweza kuadhibiwa kwa kosa ambalo hajalifanya?
Mwalimu :huo ni Uonevu wa hali ya juu sana na haikubaliki kabisa
Mwanafunzi :imekuwa bora sana maana ile home work uliyotupa jana sijaifanya kabisa.

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Pana shoga moja (choko )alizoea kupita maskani kwetu pana rafiki yangu akawa anamuwakia na kumsemea mbovu juu ya tabia yake yule shoga siku moja kaja na mbwa wake jamaa kama kawaida kamuwashia moto yule shoga akaanza kumchomeshea mbwa "popi popi muume bothooo (boso )yule mbwa akawa anabweka woo woo woo huku mkia kauficha nyuma na macho kalegeza kumbe mbwa nae CHOKO!

 

[Nokia83]

Heheheheheeee now am okay vibaya mno.......stress ilikuwa ya lisaa 1 tu

Thats the spirit i dnt lyk sein u kwny akward condition...will cheer u up when ur nt ok

 

[jibril beder]

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Duh

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[Curious gal]

Thats the spirit i dnt lyk sein u kwny akward condition...will cheer u up when ur nt ok

It will be my pleasure

 

[kajojo]

Simpi Kiki kunguni wa mwendokasi

 

[Ludanha]

IMEANDIKWA: Mwanaume achepukae na mwanamke wa kichaga hupoteza vipande kadhaa vya fedha, bali yeye achepukae na mwanamke wa kitanga hupoteza ndoa yake
Wahenga 2:17

 

[Foxhound]

KUMSAIDIA MTOTO HOMEWORK

Kusaidia mtoto wa Vidudu Homework ni ngumu sana. Jana nimemuuliza SWALI LA HESABATI "Nina pipi tano, nikiwagawia watoto watatu kila mmoja pipi moja moja nitabakiwa na pipi ngapi?"
Akaniambia Toa kwanza nizione..


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[Foxhound]

Kuna dem niko nae hapa namtongoza, ameniuliza "kwanini namtongoza yeye wakati nna mke wangu?" Na mimi nimemuuliza "kwani ukienda kununua nguo unaenda uchi?"

Anacheka tu hapa nadhani ashanielewa...

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[Ludanha]

 

[Ludanha]

Kama simu ya demu wako haina pattern au password....unasubiri nini muoe uyo acha ujinga

 

[Ludanha]

WIKI MBILI BAADA YA HARUSI
Mama alimuuliza "VP maisha ya ndoa?" mtoto akajibu, "Duh kama British Airways". Mama akatoka mpk airport kuangalia ratiba akakuta inatua kwa wiki mara 7,na ktk kila siku 1 inaenda trip 3,na ktk kila trip 1 inasimama vituo 7 na kila ikitua inafikia nyuma ya uwanja. Mama akazimia.
Je, mama alizimia kwann?

 

[Freyzem]

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Nili save namba ya supplier wa asali kama hivi HONEY sasa wife jana kaiona namba hiyo basi hapapikiki wala hapalaliki maelezo ya kila rangi nimetoa.

 

[Ludanha]

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Hakimu :umezidi sana wewe hii mara ya tano unaletwa hapa!
Mlevi :wewe mbona kila siku upo hapa nani kakuuliza kitu?

 

[Foxhound]

Hakuna watu wanakula kwa tabu kama wanawake walopaka lipstick wakitaka kula wanatoa meno nje kama ngiri

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[Foxhound]

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[stickvibration]

Ushauri wa leo
Hata Shahawa ni Mbegu
Lkn hazipandwi shambani

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Hii sio haki kwa watoto tunapochangia kunyonya chuchu za mama zao huo ni uonevu na siku wakijua basi watauthamini sana uji