Kama hukuandika au kuandikiwa barua kama hii,then you know nothing!!!!

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WHERE WERE YOU,WHEN BROTHERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES




If you never received letters like these, you know nothing!
Classic...

Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneouslyand as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you,since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy.papie pleaseStop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapia

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Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my fotoabove

My dedications to you are:
Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - End of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore !!

 
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WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN BROTHERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES


If you never received letters like these, you know nothing!
Classic...


Dear Sugar

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously
and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapia
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Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.

Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto
above

My dedications to you are:

Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - End of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore !!


Unanikumbusha O'level pale Pugu boys miaka hiyo1999 si mchezo mkubwa big up sana
 
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yah!!!!, zinaleta kumbukumbu zuri sana,kumbe na wewe ni PONDI BOY?
 
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Ishu ilikuwa kwenye dedication..suala kubwa ni wimbo unao-hit sio maana ya wimbo..
 
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yah!!!!, zinaleta kumbukumbu zuri sana,kumbe na wewe ni PONDI BOY?
aisee mimi ni mzee wa Pondi, kudrop, puli na fungus kwa kwenda mbele, kumbe wewe tunaongea lugha moja, safisana
 
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:nod::nod:
 
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sitaki we si wasema umemuota nani sijui???tena usinidanganye danganye hapa kumbe ndo ulivoo ferds???!!!
asalaam aleika bi nilham, hujambo wewe,nijuze japo kipande cha hali yako tafadhali
 
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aisee mimi ni mzee wa Pondi, kudrop, puli na fungus kwa kwenda mbele, kumbe wewe tunaongea lugha moja, safisana
NO baba watoto wangu alipita mitaa hiyo!!!
 
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Nakumbuka nilikuwa mwandishi mzuri sana, lakini siku hizi hata uchovu unanijia nikijaribu kuandika, sina cha kuandika....! Sijui na sms nazo zitakuja zinishinde....! Kwa kweli inanikumbusha mbali, kipindi kile shule ikikaribia kufungwa unajaribu kuorodhesha majina ya mabinti unaowaadmaya ili kila ukifanikisha unamtick ili ubaki na hesabu kamili....! Duh... ilikuwa kipindi kizuri sana, nilikuwa na daftari lenye ratios zinazotabiri hisia za msichana juu ya mwanaume kimapenzi .....! Hadi sasa nimesha sahau ile hesabu inafanyikaje....! Jamani nikumbusheni kama wajua....!
 
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NO baba watoto wangu alipita mitaa hiyo!!!
haha kumbe wewe mama watoto da mpe hi Mr bibie kumbe weye shemeji da samahani sana, tatizo hizi identity hazitusaidii kumanya kam wew ni she or he
 
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sitaki we si wasema umemuota nani sijui???tena usinidanganye danganye hapa kumbe ndo ulivoo ferds???!!!
nilham mpenzi wangu kufanya kosa ni kurudia kosa mbona wanihukum namna hiyo ma baby, mwishowe jamvi lancheka ninanvyo lilia msamaha,acha hayo mambo embu rudi nyumbani basi tujenge familia watoto wamekumis, yaani kazini cendi hamna wa kumwachia watoto tafadhali bbie, waonee huruma basi japo watoto wako,halafu na mimi mtoto mkubwa wa kiume nikumbuke ktk ufalme wako wa huruma na faraja ya nafsi yako mamaa
 
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Hicho siyo kigezo cha utu wala umahiri ila ni ishara tosha ya jinsi ulivyo/ulivyokuwa mcharuko.
 
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:A S kiss::A S kiss::A S 11:I:kiss:ITS OK MY FERD..:A S-rose:
nilham mpenzi wangu kufanya kosa ni kurudia kosa mbona wanihukum namna hiyo ma baby, mwishowe jamvi lancheka ninanvyo lilia msamaha,acha hayo mambo embu rudi nyumbani basi tujenge familia watoto wamekumis, yaani kazini cendi hamna wa kumwachia watoto tafadhali bbie, waonee huruma basi japo watoto wako,halafu na mimi mtoto mkubwa wa kiume nikumbuke ktk ufalme wako wa huruma na faraja ya nafsi yako mamaa
 
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haha kumbe wewe mama watoto da mpe hi Mr bibie kumbe weye shemeji da samahani sana, tatizo hizi identity hazitusaidii kumanya kam wew ni she or he
asante Ferds kwa kuelewa,salamu zimefika!

 
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Sugar wa ukweli ama leo umenifurahisha sana. asante mkuu
 

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