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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 24, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

    He replies, "Yes - coffee."

    "Have you ever been in the military service?

    "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

    The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
    Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

    Gopal says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

    Gopal is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

    "This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."
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