JOB APPLICATION...of a kind!


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Dear Sir

I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.


Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one at the moment.

Well it's your lucky day sir; you already have found the best man for the job so look no more


It is sad but strategic though, that he has left us, at least now I stand to benefit as he has left a vacancy for me. For that I shall forever be grateful for his timely death. He too always spoke of early retirement and I guess this serves him well too. A deal that benefits all should be the substance of a fine businessman. Ironic, yes but death is truly very fair.

Just imagine, the company no longer has to pay his retirement funds
. The company will not have to worry about paying me a relocation allowance because he was my neighbor and it will be easy for me to simply jump over the wall into that beautiful big company house.

I also took it into my hands to quickly buy a drivers' license as I am sure the Toyota 4x4 will also be handed over to me. And sir, don't even try to cheat me on this one because I even know the mileage reading on that beautiful machine. This just goes on to prove that I am a determined self starter who is attentive to detail. Amiable qualities that speak for themselves.


I am sure that after reading this, there won't be any need for a CV, just verification if I am up for the challenge. For that sir, I will be sending my pictures taken whilst attending the funeral and burial so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed. As for my referees, well the same dead manager was my referee so we can safely skip that part.


I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning. Thanks for advertising at the funeral because I could not have known.


Yours ever smiling even in tough times.

Toughman Strong.

 
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