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Jinsi ya kuandika barua ya kuomba kazi!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Evmem, May 28, 2011.

  1. Evmem

    Evmem Senior Member

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    KDDDA Company
    Box Musoma

    APLICATION OF JOB

    I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA . I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997 . My skool here Nyamongo very good . I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no childish . My father deaded long time ago and my mother is marry in Swaziland country there 10 years now, no see she until now, so nobody known to help me money and food and tea and drink .
    My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Mjaluo teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself . Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than Mjaluo teacher
    I here people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III . I also shot thief dead

    I want to join the company of you and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me . I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones . Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson .

    Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand phone now . I am red for interview with you if you like me .

    Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Mchaga shop is of a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why .
    I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now . I can speak English free .

    I have no very many I end here . Please also greet your wife and childish!

    Yours

    Mwita Chacha Marwa son of Msafiri (AK47)
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa,.nimeipenda hiyo
     
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    othorong'ong'o Senior Member

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    Hii mbona ya humu long time ago mimi iko ona yeye
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna kazi hapa muraaaaaa!
     
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    mshikachuma JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani hii imenifungia siku ya leo.....nimecheka mpaka basi!
     
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    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Mi ndo nimeamka nayo! Kwenye daladala kdogo niangue kicheko na kushtua raia..!
     
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    tinya Member

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    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    mbavu zangu!
     
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    nalala nayo hii,dah
     
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    Ne1son Member

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    Watia huruma.! ila kazi hupati..!
     
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    Mti Mtu JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaa
     
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    JITABOY JF-Expert Member

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    Ha!ha!ha! hii nomaaa!
     
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    kingunge wa jf Senior Member

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    Ahaaaaa! Me I laugh weee until to my ribs and paining
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha!
    Doh!
     
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    He he heeeeeee safiii marwaaa
     
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    Nelson chamillus JF-Expert Member

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    Kali iyo
     
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    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    huyu jamaa hakuwa muhaya kweli?

    haya bwana, best wishes kwa kazi yako!
     
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    kubali tu kuwa mweka uzi ni Nshomile toka Bukoba!!!
     
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    theresia theonest Member

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    kokugonza:kwan wakna inshomile ndo wana tabia hyo?
     
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    theresia theonest Member

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    kokugonza: ahahahaha teh teh teh teh jaman...! yan dah nilikuwa kmy tangu morng kwa homa! bt dah jf 2day nimekumbna na huyu marwa mtani we2 kaniacha hoi nacheka mpa mbv znauma najihc nmepona ghafla!
     
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