Je hii nayo umewahi kuisikia????

[Ngoso Mchila]

Kwakweli haya maendeleo yanatuletea mambo hasa kwa jamii fulani fulani hapa katika ka nchi ketu. Kama umewahi kuiona, basi mezea yaani kula bati!

By courtesy of GSM Network Rugarabamu a.k.a Message Failed:

How are you Message Mulokozi?

Ever since mobile phone services were introduced in Lake Zone of Tanzania, some parents have named their children after some of the terms used by mobile services providers. Some of the children born btwn late 90's and 2003 when mobile services were introduced in the province have the following names:

1. Network Rugemalira
2. Subscriber Rwegasira
3. Nokia Mugisha
4. Siemens Rweyemamu
5. Motorola Rweiyunga
6. Dial Kalokola
7. Vodafone Rutabanzibwa
8. Call Later Rwenyongeza
9. Voicemail Mutashobya
10. Simcard Mwombeki
11. Scratchcard Rwehumbiza
12. Talktime Buberwa
13. Send Rutashobya
14. Paging Mutayoba
15. Mobitel Rumanyika (Chief)
16. Message Rwezaura
17. SMS Kashaija
18. Phonebook Mugyabuso
19. Ringtone Kyaruzi
20. Celtel Mutalemwa (Chief)
21. Coverage Mutakyawa
22. Congestion Mushumbusi
23. Vodacom Ishengoma (Chief)
24. Cellphone Rugarabamu
25. Beep Rweyendera
26. Network busy Rwetabura
27. Missed Call Rwelamira
28. Message Sent Lwakatare
29. Buzz Rutabandama
30. SautiYaWatu Rubibira
31. Making life better Rugaiganisa
32. Simcard Lukamilwa
33. Notreachable Kokushubira
34. Messagealert Aligawesa
35. Celtel Mujwauzi
36. Kalikawe Menu
37. Keypadlocked Bingileki
38. Phonebook kokuhama
39. Shumbusho Templates
40. Buzznibomba Byabato
41. SonnyErricson Kashebo
42. Network Rutahakana
43. Delete Katunzi
44. Byarugaba Kokuberwa
45. Nokia Kataraia
46. Vibrationalert Kokutona
47. Unlock Kente
48. Umenidip Kaizilege
49. Rechargevoucher Kaindoa
50. Calldivert Kyabulyo
51. Screensaver Mujuni
52. Beatrice Kokubatterydown
53. Batteryfull Rwegoshora
54. Receivedcalls Mugangala
55. Charger Kemilembe
56. Sms Rujweka
57. Notreachable Tibangayuka
58. Mtandao Kaizirege
59. Outbox Kokupima
60. Tigo Kokunyegeza
61. Ringtone Rushobiya
62. Zain Wonderful World Mushumbusi
Na mengine mengi…!!!!

 

[NaimaOmari]

umeniacha hoi

 

[Mpita Njia]

Bado Zain Rutabingwa

 

[Ngonalugali]

Umeniacha hoi ndugu yangu..... Lakini umesahau ndugu mmoja wa pale Kashozi anayeitwa Extreme Rwenyagira, na Lowbattery Byarugaba

 

[Mhafidhina]

ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.....! Hiii ni kali ya mwaka....! Daaah Mi jana nimekutana na mtu anaitwa Matiti, Ukoo wake unaitwa Mchafu...! Jina kamili Matiti MChafu...!

 

[Mbu]

hivi, nikitaja majina ya rafiki zangu wa kijapani hapa si nitaambiwa natukana?

 

[Triplets]

hivi, nikitaja majina ya rafiki zangu wa kijapani hapa si nitaambiwa natukana?

Ni kweli kabisa Mchongoma...majina mengine ya kijapan usithubutu kabisa kuyaandika humu

 

[Sikonge]

mhhh, mbona hakuna KOKU VIBRATOR??

 

[Mshiiri]

Hii kali nimewahi kuisikia kutoka kwa rafiki yangu na nikadhani ni utani eti! Kumbe live on air. Wahaya bwana.

 

[X-PASTER]

I read it b4
https://www.jamiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=2383