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Is your friend fake friend or real friend

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Akili Unazo!, Oct 8, 2009.

  1. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

    Oct 8, 2009
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    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
    FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
    REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
    FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
    REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
    REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
    FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
    FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
    REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!