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Ipi kati ya methali hizi 10 unaweza kuisema mbele ya unaowaheshimu?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Midavudavu, Mar 16, 2012.

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    1. Nyani haoni..............lake
    2. Mficha.......hazai
    3. Kumuiga tembo.......kubwa uta.......msamba
    4. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
    5.
    Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.
    6.
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    7.
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
    a sandwich.
    8.
    Life is sexually transmitted.
    9. Ukikubali kuolewa/kuoa usilale na ......................
    10. Msimulia mvua ime..........................
    :violin:
     
  2. mkwapuaji

    mkwapuaji Member

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    Kaka pata picha kikao cha usuluhishi wa ndoa ya mtu alafu ankuja na mfano wako

    Jogoo wa shamba...... Hawiki
     
  3. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Bora ya mwisho
     
  4. Nizzo

    Nizzo Member

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    kwan mficha.... hazai mbona haina tatizo. inategemea na mtu mwenyewe anavyointerprete maneno. ila methali hiyo inatumika popote.
     
  5. La kuchumpa

    La kuchumpa Member

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    Zote zinasemwa popote si methali.... Kila mmoja na uelewa wake
     
  6. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda ya7
     
  7. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    NO 9. iko poa.
     
  8. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    "mla huliwa"
     
  9. Benny EM

    Benny EM JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhhhh wonderfulll aise!
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    mvua imemnyea mbona iko poa?
     
  11. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Zote noma
     
  12. NGOGO CHINAVACH

    NGOGO CHINAVACH Verified User

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    Zote unaweza kuzitumia,ila kama unajishtukia anza kwa kusema "ash-kum si matusi"halafu sema chochote hapo
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    Option........Delete.....Select
     
  14. MNYISANZU

    MNYISANZU JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh hiyo kari kiukwel nimeipenda'
     
  15. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    msimulia mvua hiyo ni ya kawaida tu mbona..? au kusema imemnyea ndio tatizo..?
     
  16. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    8.Life is sexually transmitted !
    ... Haina manoumer!
     
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