A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a va.gi.na. What is a va.gi.na, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before s.ex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after se.x?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
"Well, son, before s.ex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after se.x?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"