i dont smoke!

[ngulinho]

:focus:
This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed
To make love to her because of his small "Member". So one day while they were
at the drive-in movies, he decides that now was a good time to because
She wouldn’t be able to see his size.
So, halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his
"Member" and sticks it in her hand.
She then replied "No thank you, I don’t smoke"

 

[Rosweeter]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi kweli kweli...teheeeeeeeee

 

[Nesindiso Sir]

Du ina maana ni ndogo kama kipisi cha sigara!

 

[Spear_]

kutokana na uoga na hilo jibu.... huyo "member" hatakaa ainuke tena msichana akiwa karibu....coz mshikaji ameshaathirika kisaikologia...usiombe yakukute!!!

 

[King Octavian]

Sijala nyama sa unanipa stick ya nini..?

 

[ngulinho]

Sijala nyama sa unanipa stick ya nini..?

maskini!!!!
Na mwengine naye kwa basi.....................
hoto:
A Man is sitting in a Bus when a Gorgeous Woman Next to him starts
Breastfeeding her Baby. The Baby won't take it, so she playfully says'
Come
on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this Nice Man".
15 Minutes later the Baby still won't Breastfeed so she says again
"Come
on Darling, Eat it all up or I'll give it to this Nice Man!"
To Which? the Man Replies "Listen Lady, could you make up your mind, I should have gotten off 6 bus stops Ago"

 

[Vin Diesel]

Hatari!!!!!