Huu ni Muujiza: Nimegongwa na Lori ila sina hata mchubuko wowote

[Zero Hours]

Mshukuru muumba, ila ukijisikia tofauti kidogo wahi hospital pengine umeumia kwa ndani,

Sasa ndyo nmeanza kusikia kifua na mgongo kuuma.

 

[mshipa]

Pole sana Mungu mkubwa

 

[The Bourne]

Sasa ndyo nmeanza kusikia kifua na mgongo kuuma.

Ukapige X-Ray haraka, kuna jamaa yangu alivuta tukio kama hilo

 

[The Gentleman Pirate]

Hairisha yote ufanyayo na uende hospital kupima

 

[SK2016]

Katoe sadaka maalum ya Shukurani kwa Mungu.

 

[Mbao za Mawe]

Pole Sana Mungu akupe afya njema.

 

[Nichumu Nibebike]

pole sana...

 

[mwayena]

Nadhani, sijui mkuu
Mi najitaidi Sana kwenda kanisani ila sielewi Mkuu
Kwani we we je

Najua Mungu anatupenda sote.

 

[RRONDO]

Hiyo damu hapo chini ni ya nani?

ATF Automatic Transmission Fluid au Power Steering Fluid.

 

[RRONDO]

Sasa ndyo nmeanza kusikia kifua na mgongo kuuma.

Whiplash...........

 

[mbere]

Najua Mungu anatupenda sote.

Any way sawa bwana mkubwa

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Inaonesha huyo dereva aliyekugonga hana shabaha nzuri!

 

[kidole007]

Hizo dam za nani

 

[idifu10]

Pole sana Mkuu, kaoge baharini

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Inaonesha huyo dereva aliyekugonga hana shabaha nzuri!

We jini au mtu?

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Duh! Mungu ni mwema...

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

We jini au mtu?

Nikuulize wewe!

 

[Tajirimsomi]

Hakika mungu ni mwema

 

[cyrustheruler]

Kuna kusudi ambalo halijatimizwa na Mungu ndani yako ni kazi yako kunena katika roho ili upewe "ufunuo" huo

 

[dalaber]

Usiache kutoa sadaka ya shukrani