Husband texts to wife on cell..Angry wife to her husband

[zayat]

Husband texts to wife on cell..


"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"


Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!"





[h=2]Angry wife to her husband[/h]
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ...?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!

Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop






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[SHIEKA]

Husband texts to wife on cell..


"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"


Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!"





Angry wife to her husband


An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ...?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!

Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop

Thanks.But note that the word dying in italics above is wrongly spelt It should be dyeing not dying! Both jokes are humourous and interesting.However, I have a special liking for number 1 because of the word dyeing which has double meaning when pronounced