Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practising to be men. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals' Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.