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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BelindaJacob, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumour

    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practising to be men.

    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'

    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    Sina hakika jambo kama kuna chembe chembe za ukweli
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    LeopoldByongje JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhhh Hata mimi nina mashaka.
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    Dick JF-Expert Member

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    BJ fafanua kidogo tuelewe.
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    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi si BJ - lakini joke yake kimsingi inamponda mwanaume kwa kila jambo.
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    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    hii sala BJ inabidi uniruhusu nami kuitumia :)
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    Baija Bolobi JF-Expert Member

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    Little do they know that "God" to whom the prayer is directed, is always conceived to be a man, or, has man attributes. So, the prayers pleads to beat "God".