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How To Remain Poor All Your Life

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by X-PASTER, Apr 4, 2009.


    X-PASTER Moderator

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    1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get
    too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get

    2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall
    how you spent it.

    3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic
    to your burning needs.

    4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated": How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home-based production?
    That is for people who never went to school.

    5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven
    and gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get
    millions of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your
    town were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can
    onlystart with millions.

    6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the
    system, the Government and the Banks that refuse to lend you money. They
    are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

    7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer...

    8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbors buy a new phone, get
    one that is more expensive. Be first to be married every end of the
    month or any pay day.

    9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three
    times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long
    enough to hinder the implementation of any bad plans that could make you
    accumulate capital.

    10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a
    loving parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not
    want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor
    enough to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.

    If you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to
    invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all
    important leaders, from East or West, will spend al lot of hours
    thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above one
    dollar. Isn't it nice to be the subject of concern of all those leaders
    and scholars?
  2. Kafara

    Kafara JF-Expert Member

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    11. make sure you are surrounded with friends with negative attitude
  3. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...X-Paster umevumilia weeeee, mwishowe umeamua kuiambia ukweli serikali ya Tanzania, manake 1-10 yote yanawahusu!...mnh una moyo kweli, ngoja wakusikie sasa, wanadai 'alalaye usimwamshe!'