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How to make love

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Dr. Chapa Kiuno, Mar 29, 2010.

  1. Dr. Chapa Kiuno

    Dr. Chapa Kiuno JF-Expert Member

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    Ingredients:
    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    2 Nuts
    1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana

    Directions:

    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working
    [FONT=Verdana! important]in and out[/FONT]
    until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk
    containers.
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
    with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not

    soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
    Notes:

    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
    before and after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.
     
  2. Celebrity

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    hii ni ya ki . com zaidi
     
  3. Konakali

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    Love is not something to make, but it happens automatically and you have just to implement.
     
  4. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli Nyivonduma; by the way avatar yako imenikumbusha mbali saana; enzi zile za ma-concert shuleni!
     
  5. Dr. Chapa Kiuno

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    To avoid kids to understand...
     
  6. Bigirita

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    I thought kids ndo .com....wajuzi juzi, au?
     
  7. bht

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    au minors wa JF
     
  8. BornTown

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    Hii ni kiboko! mshauri Pepe maana anadai wifi anataka kutwa mara 2 huenda ikamsaidia kutimiza matakwa ya wifi...
     
  9. Mchapaji

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    HA HA HAaaa
     
  10. Loner

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    Hii ni ya ukweli! hongera kwa kupunguza ukali wa maneno.... Laikini nathani "if you are in an unfamiliar kitchen one should wear gloves for better protection against germs"
     
  11. Mchapaji

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    Ha ha haaaa
     
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