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How to make a woman happy.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Pearl, Oct 21, 2010.

  1. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:


    1. A friend
    2. A companion
    3. A lover
    4. A brother
    5. A father
    6. A master
    7. A chef
    8. An electrician
    9. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    14. A sexologist
    15. A gynaecologist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organizer
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30. Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Courageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    44. Compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:


    1. Leave him alone :bowl::bowl::bowl::bowl::glasses-nerdy:






     
  2. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    THAT IS HOW I TREAT YOU:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
     
  3. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    :A S 103::A S 103::A S 103:and thats is how I live you alone!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  4. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenda kwenye INFIDELITIES zangu :dance::dance::dance:
     
  5. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi simo :mmph:
     
  6. Mtende

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    duuuh
     
  7. drphone

    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    you mean a woman need all this toomuch
     
  8. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    All she needs is your undivided attention..........that list is too intimidating...................and too discouraging that wamen are too demanding, fastidious and fussy..................wakati siyo kweli hata kidogo
     
  9. WiseLady

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    Good one though inategemea ni attention gani
     
  10. T

    The King JF-Expert Member

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    #51 mavitus uliyoyafanya jana usiku yalikuwa si ya kawaida:kiss:
    #53 yahitaji moyo mkubwa kulitimiza hili :argue:
     
  11. S

    Samoo Member

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    Mungu tusaidie tuyatimize hayo katika kweli yote:A S thumbs_up:
     
  12. Deodat

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    Kumbe nyie wapenzi eeh! Very good!
     
  13. Speaker

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    Duh,my RAM is full now,this is overloading my mind
     
  14. FirstLady1

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    Ha ha he he i love it pole sana
     
  15. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    mmhhh!!!! sasa mimi nikiwa everything, yeye atakuwa nini? nothing?....and that is how mazingira ya Infi yapoanza....that is too much for one guy to be!!
     
  16. Mbu

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    ....eti bana!
    hii haiwezekani, ni hadithi za kufikirika tu...
    mfano; hebu rudia soma kifungu namba 50! Bila ku compare utajuaje naye wamo?
    aaaarrgghhh!
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    The Following User Says Thank You to Mbu For This Useful Post:

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  18. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Hapana mdogo wangu. Hivyo sivyo. Kumfurahisha mzee wewe usimpimie. Give him ad libitum....avimbiwe au akacheue mwenyew!!!
     
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    Anyisile Obheli JF-Expert Member

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    not all that at all....but tell how she is stupid
     
  20. Yegomasika

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    I was thinking the same damn thing. It's just too much!.
     
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