How to make a woman happy.

[Pearl]

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless! ​

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.​

A man only needs to be:​

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:​

​

1. Leave him alone :bowl::bowl::bowl::bowl::glasses-nerdy:​

 

[The Finest]

THAT IS HOW I TREAT YOU:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

 

[Pearl]

:A S 103::A S 103::A S 103:and thats is how I live you alone!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

THAT IS HOW I TREAT YOU:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

 

[The Finest]

:A S 103::A S 103::A S 103:and thats is how I live you alone!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

Kwenda kwenye INFIDELITIES zangu :dance::dance::dance:

 

[UmkhontoweSizwe]

Mimi simo :mmph:

 

[Mtende]

duuuh

 

[drphone]

you mean a woman need all this toomuch

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

All she needs is your undivided attention..........that list is too intimidating...................and too discouraging that wamen are too demanding, fastidious and fussy..................wakati siyo kweli hata kidogo

 

[WiseLady]

All she needs is your undivided attention..........that list is too intimidating...................and too discouraging that wamen are too demanding, fastidious and fussy..................wakati siyo kweli hata kidogo

Good one though inategemea ni attention gani

 

[The King]

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:


1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:



1. Leave him alone :bowl::bowl::bowl::bowl::glasses-nerdy:​

#51 mavitus uliyoyafanya jana usiku yalikuwa si ya kawaida:kiss:
#53 yahitaji moyo mkubwa kulitimiza hili :argue:

 

[Samoo]

Mungu tusaidie tuyatimize hayo katika kweli yote:A S thumbs_up:

 

[Deodat]

THAT IS HOW I TREAT YOU:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

:A S 103::A S 103::A S 103:and thats is how I live you alone!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

Kumbe nyie wapenzi eeh! Very good!

 

[Speaker]

Duh,my RAM is full now,this is overloading my mind

 

[FirstLady1]

Duh,my RAM is full now,this is overloading my mind

Ha ha he he i love it pole sana

 

[Bigirita]

mmhhh!!!! sasa mimi nikiwa everything, yeye atakuwa nini? nothing?....and that is how mazingira ya Infi yapoanza....that is too much for one guy to be!!

 

[Mbu]

mmhhh!!!! sasa mimi nikiwa everything, yeye atakuwa nini? nothing?....and that is how mazingira ya Infi yapoanza....that is too much for one guy to be!

....eti bana!
hii haiwezekani, ni hadithi za kufikirika tu...
mfano; hebu rudia soma kifungu namba 50! Bila ku compare utajuaje naye wamo?
aaaarrgghhh!

 

[Bigirita]

....eti bana!
hii haiwezekani, ni hadithi za kufikirika tu...
mfano; hebu rudia soma kifungu namba 50! Bila ku compare utajuaje naye wamo?
aaaarrgghhh!

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[Dark City]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

Leave him alone

Hapana mdogo wangu. Hivyo sivyo. Kumfurahisha mzee wewe usimpimie. Give him ad libitum....avimbiwe au akacheue mwenyew!!!

 

[Anyisile Obheli]

not all that at all....but tell how she is stupid

 

[Yegomasika]

you mean a woman need all this toomuch

I was thinking the same damn thing. It's just too much!.