How Men Change

[Titus]

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: If I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: we nyau ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
> >After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
> >After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
> >After 6 years: aah yaaani UGALI AGAIN??
> >
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch Simba na Yanga play if you're not in
the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making LOVE:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Hebu lete hiyo kitu niliyolipia kwenu!!!!

 

[Jaden]

Jamani mnatukatisha tamaa tulio masingle ladies!

 

[MwanaHaki]

Jaden, marriage is the only "club" that those who are not members DESPERATELY want to join, but those who are members DESPERATELY want to leave! Choose your husband wisely!

In other words, getting married is like going to a restaurant, choosing a meal, when the waiter comes, you WISH you had ordered what your friend(s) did... too bad, you already paid the price... vikao... vikao.... vikao.... send-off, the wedding.... etc. etc. etc.... did I mention the ZAWADIs?