South African President Jacob Zuma met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help South Africa."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jacob frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."
"Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jacob went back home to ask his Vice President Syril Ramaphosa.
Jacob: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? Syril: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you." He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one day, VP Syril ran into Hellen Zille.
Syril: hey, zille! Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Hellen answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Syril smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President Zuma.
Syril: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Hellen Zille!!
Jacob Zuma got angry,he said to Syril Ramaphosa. "No wonder South Africa isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by ------!!
The answer is David Cameron!" Said president ZUMA, feeling intelligent!
AS YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW, PRESIDENT STILL DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER!
By Odimwegu
He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help South Africa."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jacob frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."
"Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jacob went back home to ask his Vice President Syril Ramaphosa.
Jacob: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? Syril: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you." He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one day, VP Syril ran into Hellen Zille.
Syril: hey, zille! Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Hellen answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Syril smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President Zuma.
Syril: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Hellen Zille!!
Jacob Zuma got angry,he said to Syril Ramaphosa. "No wonder South Africa isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by ------!!
The answer is David Cameron!" Said president ZUMA, feeling intelligent!
AS YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW, PRESIDENT STILL DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER!
By Odimwegu
