> A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. > > When they got back, the bride immediately called her > mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" > > "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was > wonderful! So romantic..." > > Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as > we returned Sam started using the most horrible > language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all > these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me > and take me home.... Please Mum!" > > "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell > me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" > > "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept > the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just > too awful! Come get me, please!" > > "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell > your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" > > Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were > words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"