Toboamambo
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- Sep 16, 2007
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> A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
>
> When they got back, the bride immediately called her
> mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
>
> "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was
> wonderful! So romantic..."
>
> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as
> we returned Sam started using the most horrible
> language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all
> these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me
> and take me home.... Please Mum!"
>
> "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell
> me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept
> the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just
> too awful! Come get me, please!"
>
> "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
> your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>
> Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were
> words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"
>
> When they got back, the bride immediately called her
> mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
>
> "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was
> wonderful! So romantic..."
>
> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as
> we returned Sam started using the most horrible
> language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all
> these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me
> and take me home.... Please Mum!"
>
> "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell
> me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept
> the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just
> too awful! Come get me, please!"
>
> "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
> your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>
> Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were
> words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"