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Hold My Monkey

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

    "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

    The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

    "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

    "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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    lanana New Member

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    thats autrejias!
  3. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, unaanza naye kwanza kabla hujamfikia driver, huyo mtoto maskini must have been ugly!!

  4. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Mod hii haifai inasikitisha sana kuwepo hapa.
  5. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    If i was on that bus , i would let the lady deal with the bus driver halafu bila kumshituwa huyo alompokea mtoto ... namgata mgongoni kisawasawa .. tena namkandamiza meno mpaka naacha alama halafu ... huyo nateremka nachanja mbuga