Hivi ni Kwanini? .........................sijui jibu


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[FONT=&quot]Hivi ni kwanini ina kuwa hivyo? Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku..

LAW OF QUEUE:

Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni bank, supermarket ama kwenye huduma ya foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy) unayoitafuta haipatikani

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:

Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune

LAW OF THE ALIBI:

Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli, hata ukisingizia ugonjwa basi utaumwa kweli

BATH THEOREM:

Ukishaanza kuoga tu simu itaanza kuita

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

LAW OF THE RESULT:
Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale ambapo huwezi kujikuna, unaokuwa na watu basi utawashwa matakoni ama kwenye korodani ambako ni soo kujikuna.

THEATRE RULE:

Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

LAW OF COFFEE:

Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa ama chai yako basi bosi atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa/ chai yako ipoe.

Ama kweli NGOMBE WA MASKINI HAZAI

Je ni kweli jamani?????????

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hahhahhahhah Rev leo umeniacha hoi..
Duhh hii ni kweli asilimia mia ya mia..
mmmhhh yaani hayo mambo yote yanatokeaga sana .mmmhh
 
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hahhahhahhah Rev leo umeniacha hoi..
Duhh hii ni kweli asilimia mia ya mia..
mmmhhh yaani hayo mambo yote yanatokeaga sana .mmmhh
Leo umenipa Thanks lazima nitaokota hela

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Leo asubuhi imenikuta hii

[FONT=&quot]BATH THEOREM:
Ukishaanza kuoga tu simu itaanza kuita[/FONT]
 
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LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni bank, supermarket ama kwenye huduma ya foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae

Hizi zimeshanitokea mara nyingi sana....
 
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Haha hiyo kweli asilimia mia Rev tena hiyo ya kuoga na simu ndo usiseme
 
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Hahahahaha! Rev. hayo uliyoyasema mengine yana ukweli!
 
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Rev hizi hapa chini sio kweli esp inayonihusu LAW OF RESULTS labda mashine yako iwe haijaharibika mkuu!!
Hiyo ya cahi labda kwa wanaofanya kazi za u mesenja mkuu!!
Hiyo ya Simu kidogo huwa inatokea!

[FONT=&quot]Hivi ni kwanini ina kuwa hivyo? Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku..

BATH THEOREM:

Ukishaanza kuoga tu simu itaanza kuita

LAW OF THE RESULT:
Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi

LAW OF COFFEE:

Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa ama chai yako basi bosi atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa/ chai yako ipoe.

Ama kweli NGOMBE WA MASKINI HAZAI

Je ni kweli jamani?????????

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hahahahahahahah ivi Rev umewaza nini??? ila kuna ukweli hapo
 
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yote yana ukweliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
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hivi ni kweli pia kama una tumbo la kuendesha ukikaribia mlango wa msalani kasi ya usumbufu wa kubwa kutaka kutoka inazidi?
 
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Haha hiyo kweli asilimia mia Rev tena hiyo ya kuoga na simu ndo usiseme
Kumbe ndo maana huwa hupokei simu! Dawa yake nenda nayo bafuni, ama unawasi wasi simu ya mchina itakubaka?
 
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Rev. Masanilo umenifurahisha sana Ijumaa ya leo. Big Up!!
 
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hivi ni kweli pia kama una tumbo la kuendesha ukikaribia mlango wa msalani kasi ya usumbufu wa kubwa kutaka kutoka inazidi?
ukiwa unaumwa una matatizo ya kikohozi, kinaweza kisikusumbue pindi unapokuwa peke yako lakini ukiwa kwenye mkusanyiko wa watu tu kinachachamaa balaa!
 
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i guess this is one of the best fridays aisee

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ukiwa unaumwa una matatizo ya kikohozi, kinaweza kisikusumbue pindi unapokuwa peke yako lakini ukiwa kwenye mkusanyiko wa watu tu kinachachamaa balaa!
Unaweza kuwa na appointment na watu wakubwa sana kwako, na siku hiyo unataka uwaimpress, basi tumbo litaunguruma ile mbaya, hii itakukosesa hata amani! Ukimalizana nao tu tumbo haliungurumi tena. Kwanini jamani?
 

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