Hii mitoto iliyopo!!

Mzururaji

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Ticha: how old is your father?
son: as old as i am
teacher: how it is possible?
Son: yes it is possible because he become father only after i was born

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Baba: mwanangu nikuulize swali
mtoto:uliza baba
baba: assume unafukuzwa na simba mara ukaona mti ukaamua kuuparamia gafla unamwona nyoka mkubwa utafanya nin?
Mtoto:mbona rahisi hiyo baba
baba: jibu sasa
mtoto: kifupi naacha ku- assume kwa hiyo kutakuwa hakuna simba, nyoka wala mti unasemaje baba nimepata.
 
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