Masanilo
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- Oct 2, 2007
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GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE!
1.
Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get
too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to
get up.
2.
Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start
spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall
how you spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when there are
huge demands? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
4.
Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated": How
can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production?
That is for people who never went to school.
5. Don't
think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives
you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions
of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town
were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can
only start with millions.
6. Complain
about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the
government and the banks that refuse to lend you money.They are all bad
and do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.
8.
Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all
the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,
get one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your annual gross pay: That will surely keep you
in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any good plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10.
Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving
parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want
them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough
to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.
If
you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to
invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all
important leaders, from East or West, will spend a lot of hours
thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above
one dollar. Isn't it nice to be the subject of concern of all those
leaders and scholars?
1.
Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get
too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to
get up.
2.
Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start
spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall
how you spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when there are
huge demands? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
4.
Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated": How
can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production?
That is for people who never went to school.
5. Don't
think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives
you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions
of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town
were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can
only start with millions.
6. Complain
about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the
government and the banks that refuse to lend you money.They are all bad
and do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.
8.
Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all
the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,
get one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your annual gross pay: That will surely keep you
in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any good plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10.
Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving
parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want
them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough
to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.
If
you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to
invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all
important leaders, from East or West, will spend a lot of hours
thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above
one dollar. Isn't it nice to be the subject of concern of all those
leaders and scholars?
