Girls bwana......

[kisasangwe]

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

 

[Vin Diesel]

kwi kwi kwi...

 

[deni]

it is so funy.ha ha ha wou

 

[The Priest]

pipipiipipi, kwiwkwiwiwiwi,girls bwana

 

[angomwile]

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

tehtehteh!hiyo kali mkuu!

 

[Chuck j]

Aah aaaaaa wanawake bwana we acha 2

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahahahaha! Girls ni noma.

 

[Leonard Robert]

pipipiipipi, kwiwkwiwiwiwi,girls bwana

ajajajaja watoto nouma..ni mwendo wa chapaa

 

[Konya]

ni mwendo wa fungu tu...

 

[Likwanda]

He Kumbe!

 

[valid statement]

siku izi wanawake wamekuwa afta money sana!

 

[chapaa]

Kumbe ndo maana wakinionaga na kibajaj changu huwa wananipa mikausho mikali

 

[Natalie]

Kudadadeki!, fedhuli yeyote anayekupenda ukiwa na kitu, mtimue kama mbwa, atakufilisi, anapenda vya kunyonga, vya kuchinja haviwezi, watu wasipende kuwanyonya wenzao kwa kudepend kwao kupita kiasi, saidianeni kwenye kupiga hatua za kimaendeleo katika maisha, sio kuchunana kipuuzipuuzi, demu kama huyo, yaani achana naye kabisa, lol!, mbona kazidi, ndio tabia gani hiyo, mshenzi kabisa.

 

[mojoki]

Kudadadeki!, fedhuli yeyote anayekupenda ukiwa na kitu, mtimue kama mbwa, atakufilisi, anapenda vya kunyonga, vya kuchinja haviwezi, watu wasipende kuwanyonya wenzao kwa kudepend kwao kupita kiasi, saidianeni kwenye kupiga hatua za kimaendeleo katika maisha, sio kuchunana kipuuzipuuzi, demu kama huyo, yaani achana naye kabisa, lol!, mbona kazidi, ndio tabia gani hiyo, mshenzi kabisa.

dah ndugu yangu umemind kama ni kwel ni jokes tu

 

[ngulinho]

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

money talks!!

 

[ngulinho]

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.

:lol:
money talks......

 

[ngulinho]

 

[Natalie]

dah ndugu yangu umemind kama ni kwel ni jokes tu

Yaani ki ukweli, mtu anayekupenda kwasababu ya mali nyingi kuwa naye makini, usicheke naye kabisa, khaaa!.

 

[Bei Mbaya]

ajitokeze mdada ambaye kabla ya kuolewa kwa namna yoyote ile hakuangalia financial position ya mwanamme wake

 

[mikatabafeki]

huh..................yale yale ya kupigiwa simu unakataa baadae anajitambulisha ni billgets unaanza oouuh i missn u daddy