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Thread iliyopita nilirusha jiwe gizani acha watu waweweseke! NISHASEMA NA NARUDIA TENA IF YOU DONT HAVE A STOMACH FOR MY THREAD USIINGIE HUMU! WAJIPA TABU BUREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! UTAJIMALIZA NA PRESSURE NA KIUKARI! Mimi SITOBADILIKA!
NI KAZI CHAFU LAKINI LAZIMA MTU AIFANYE!!!! Nimejitolea kumfunga paka kengele so sitishiki na nyau!!!!!!!!
Back to Topic!!!!!!!!!
Ujue kuna vitu mwanaume anakuwa anakwambia intentionally au bila kujijua kwa minajili flani na hususani ni kukufanya uwe mdogooo kwake kama piriton. Sasa hivo vitu navijadili hapa kwa mapana!
1. "I banged this One HOT! Deadly attractive Chick one time." Hii ni ghiliba yake tu yake tu kuaka umuone nae yumo! Yote hio ni kukutaka ujisikie beneath him, na umuone he is way out of ya league coz wengi wetu sie ni wa kawaida tu, kina mwajuma ndala ndefu, tupo tupo sasa anajua akikupiga swaga za HOT, DEADY ATTRACTIVE lazima upange folleni na ukae kwa wa adabu. Manake wewe kwake bado sanaaaa!
2. "Siwezi Kuwa na Mwanamke Anaenizidi Kipato" Hii ndo ghiliba kuu kabisaaaa! Yote hio ni kukuhadaa yeye MTAFUTAJI SANAAA! Na wala sio tegemezi au wa kujibweteka hadi umzidi! Ukihadaika ukajibweteka miguu juu utashaaa! Kipato kakuzidi na mia yake huioni! Mwanamke ukiwa na economic power anakuheshi sanaa japo anaweza asikupende ila heshima mbele.
3. "My Ex GF/wife didnt understand me at all!" Hapo anakuchallange fupa limemshinda fisi wewe chiwawa utaliweza? Ndo utie akili sasa mwenzio after 5 years of devotion and hardwork aonekana badoooo sanaaaa hata research problem alikuwa hajaielewa, wewe je mwenye visiku vichache? Ufanye nini kuhamisha milima?
4. She was such a S.lut!!!" Mhhhhhhhhh! Mwenzio akinyolewa zako tia maji! Wee hesabu round zako tu in no time he will call you the B word kwa watu wengine. Usifuraie mwenzio akichambwa ukaona ndo security na mambo yao finito finito huna haja ya kuwatilia shaka.Mwenzio ndo tabia yake hio, hana jemaa wala hajui vya mgema! Stukaaa!
5."Nimeacha tu kupokea simu zake!!!!" Sasa wewe jiulize utaweza kuishi na NON COMMUNICATOR? Mkikwaruzana tu kidogo ushaingia kwa black list yake, na ana screen calls zako zote! Utajiju na ku ji j j!!!!! Hataki mjadala wala suluhu, you messed up big time yeye ana move on! KWELI? Waungwana ndo uishivo?
6. "You wont take shots with me!!!!!!? Lame!" Hapo anakughilibu tu uingiwe roho ya kutotaka kuonekana umekuja mjini na mbio za mwege, ilihali pombe huiwezi maskini ya Mola, ufakamie mi vodka na brandy ama whisky ili umrahisishie kazi yake ya shetani! Asubuhi wajikuta umefanya mambo hata hujapanga! Heri ata ujifanye uko kwenye dozi, ama hata una alcers kuliko kughilibika! Be your self usijitie kumimpress utachanika msamba!
7. "Njoo tu ulale nyumbani kwangu nothing will happen! Trust me i am gentle man" Hulalalaaaaaaaa! Mkabidhi fisi bucha uone kazi! Like seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!? Utisoma namba! Everyhing will happen within a short time.
8. "Katika ma GF zangu wote wewe ndo naekupenda zaidi haijawahi tokea!!!!!" Kalaghabao kila mtu anaambiwa hivo hivo. sasa wewe lewa sifa uione cha mgema akisifiwa inakuwaje.
NI HAYO TU!!!!!!!!!!!
Thread iliyopita nilirusha jiwe gizani acha watu waweweseke! NISHASEMA NA NARUDIA TENA IF YOU DONT HAVE A STOMACH FOR MY THREAD USIINGIE HUMU! WAJIPA TABU BUREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! UTAJIMALIZA NA PRESSURE NA KIUKARI! Mimi SITOBADILIKA!
NI KAZI CHAFU LAKINI LAZIMA MTU AIFANYE!!!! Nimejitolea kumfunga paka kengele so sitishiki na nyau!!!!!!!!
Back to Topic!!!!!!!!!
Ujue kuna vitu mwanaume anakuwa anakwambia intentionally au bila kujijua kwa minajili flani na hususani ni kukufanya uwe mdogooo kwake kama piriton. Sasa hivo vitu navijadili hapa kwa mapana!
1. "I banged this One HOT! Deadly attractive Chick one time." Hii ni ghiliba yake tu yake tu kuaka umuone nae yumo! Yote hio ni kukutaka ujisikie beneath him, na umuone he is way out of ya league coz wengi wetu sie ni wa kawaida tu, kina mwajuma ndala ndefu, tupo tupo sasa anajua akikupiga swaga za HOT, DEADY ATTRACTIVE lazima upange folleni na ukae kwa wa adabu. Manake wewe kwake bado sanaaaa!
2. "Siwezi Kuwa na Mwanamke Anaenizidi Kipato" Hii ndo ghiliba kuu kabisaaaa! Yote hio ni kukuhadaa yeye MTAFUTAJI SANAAA! Na wala sio tegemezi au wa kujibweteka hadi umzidi! Ukihadaika ukajibweteka miguu juu utashaaa! Kipato kakuzidi na mia yake huioni! Mwanamke ukiwa na economic power anakuheshi sanaa japo anaweza asikupende ila heshima mbele.
3. "My Ex GF/wife didnt understand me at all!" Hapo anakuchallange fupa limemshinda fisi wewe chiwawa utaliweza? Ndo utie akili sasa mwenzio after 5 years of devotion and hardwork aonekana badoooo sanaaaa hata research problem alikuwa hajaielewa, wewe je mwenye visiku vichache? Ufanye nini kuhamisha milima?
4. She was such a S.lut!!!" Mhhhhhhhhh! Mwenzio akinyolewa zako tia maji! Wee hesabu round zako tu in no time he will call you the B word kwa watu wengine. Usifuraie mwenzio akichambwa ukaona ndo security na mambo yao finito finito huna haja ya kuwatilia shaka.Mwenzio ndo tabia yake hio, hana jemaa wala hajui vya mgema! Stukaaa!
5."Nimeacha tu kupokea simu zake!!!!" Sasa wewe jiulize utaweza kuishi na NON COMMUNICATOR? Mkikwaruzana tu kidogo ushaingia kwa black list yake, na ana screen calls zako zote! Utajiju na ku ji j j!!!!! Hataki mjadala wala suluhu, you messed up big time yeye ana move on! KWELI? Waungwana ndo uishivo?
6. "You wont take shots with me!!!!!!? Lame!" Hapo anakughilibu tu uingiwe roho ya kutotaka kuonekana umekuja mjini na mbio za mwege, ilihali pombe huiwezi maskini ya Mola, ufakamie mi vodka na brandy ama whisky ili umrahisishie kazi yake ya shetani! Asubuhi wajikuta umefanya mambo hata hujapanga! Heri ata ujifanye uko kwenye dozi, ama hata una alcers kuliko kughilibika! Be your self usijitie kumimpress utachanika msamba!
7. "Njoo tu ulale nyumbani kwangu nothing will happen! Trust me i am gentle man" Hulalalaaaaaaaa! Mkabidhi fisi bucha uone kazi! Like seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!? Utisoma namba! Everyhing will happen within a short time.
8. "Katika ma GF zangu wote wewe ndo naekupenda zaidi haijawahi tokea!!!!!" Kalaghabao kila mtu anaambiwa hivo hivo. sasa wewe lewa sifa uione cha mgema akisifiwa inakuwaje.
NI HAYO TU!!!!!!!!!!!