G.W.B Library to Open in WACO, TEXAS in late 2009. The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling. The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy. The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour,they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. The museum will also have an Electron Microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. Of course this is being fully financed by Lobbyist, Wall Street, the Big 3 Auto Companies, and most of all his friends at the Major Oil Companies with there extra profits made during George's eight years in the White House Please take special note: Vice-President Cheny also has arranged for Halliburton to chip in for the Landscaping and the Private Underground Vault for all the redacted & secret wire tap records that the public will never see from the past eight years of their Administration. Make your plans now to visit Waco in Early 2010 after the dedication.