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Excellent Toilet Poems, but not so famous poets

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, May 11, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

    May 11, 2010
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    A budding poet trying his best...

    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
    Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

    Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

    Here I sit
    Broken hearted
    Tried to sh*t
    But only farted

    Someone who had a different experience wrote,

    You're lucky
    You had your chance
    I tried to fart,
    And sh*t my pants!

    Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

    I came here
    To sh*t and stink,
    But all I do
    Is sit and think.

    There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

    Some come here to sit and think,
    Some come here to sh*t and stink,
    But I come here to scratch my balls ,
    And read the bullshit on the walls...

    Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

    (written high upon the wall)
    If you can piss above this line, the Australian Fire Department wants you.

    Ministry of Environment advertisement.

    We aim to please!
    You aim too! Please

    On the inside of a toilet door:

    Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.