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One night 4 university students were boozing till late at night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought
of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with
grease and dirt.


They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last
night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the
car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.


The dean was a just person so he said 'you can have the re-test after 3 days'.
They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before
the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were
required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had
prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 5 questions with a
total of 100 marks:

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ....

MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result
in all the candidates getting a zero mark.


Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----
(30 Marks)


Q.3. What make is the car you were in. ------ (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst? ------- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

END OF PAPER...

 
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i think both failed the exam simply because ukiwa mwongo usiwe msahaulifu...tehe tehe teh
 
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One night 4 university students were boozing till late at night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought
of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with
grease and dirt.


They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last
night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the
car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.


The dean was a just person so he said 'you can have the re-test after 3 days'.
They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before
the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were
required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had
prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 5 questions with a
total of 100 marks:

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ....

MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result
in all the candidates getting a zero mark.


Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----
(30 Marks)


Q.3. What make is the car you were in. ------ (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst? ------- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

END OF PAPER...

This is wonderful exam. Their tutor ought to be genius. I'm sure none of them passed the exam.
 
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One night 4 university students were boozing till late at night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought
of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with
grease and dirt.


They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last
night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the
car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.


The dean was a just person so he said 'you can have the re-test after 3 days'.
They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before
the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were
required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had
prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 5 questions with a
total of 100 marks:

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ....

MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result
in all the candidates getting a zero mark.


Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----
(30 Marks)


Q.3. What make is the car you were in. ------ (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst? ------- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

END OF PAPER...

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