matumbo
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- Jul 9, 2011
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ENGLISH IS REALLY CRAZY
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in humberger;neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies,while Sweetbreads which aren't sweet are meat.Boxing rings are square.Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor it is a pig.If teachers taught,why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?how can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in humberger;neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies,while Sweetbreads which aren't sweet are meat.Boxing rings are square.Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor it is a pig.If teachers taught,why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?how can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day?