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Duu Lugha gongana!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jibaba Bonge, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. J

    Jibaba Bonge JF-Expert Member

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    Mail from CEO to Manager:

    Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.

    Mail from Manager to Department Head:

    Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This not something that can be seen everyday.

    Mail from Dept. Head to Floor Manager:

    The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

    Mail from Floor Manager to Supervisor:

    Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn’t happen every day. It will be safe, and as usual it will cost you.

    Mail from Supervisor to Staff:

    Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a pity, this doesn’t happen everyday.
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    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani nimecheka hadi nataka kukatika utumbo...........haahahahaha:dance:
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    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    Niko ofisini imebidi wanitoe nje.Kila nikimuona CEO nashindwa kujizuia kuha ha ha haaaaaa!

    SHUPAZA JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee hii kali sana mpaka mbavu zinauma nimecheka sana kweli lugha ngumu sana
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Matatizo ya lost in transmission,tulipokuwa wadogo tulikuwa tunajipanga kama watano,wa kwanza anamwambia wa pili kitu sikioni na wa pili anamwambia wa tatu hivo hivo mpaka wa tano.Watano anaambiwa amwambie yule wa kwanza na kila mara maneno yanakuwa yamebadilika.