Jamani Chacha Wangwe Keshatutoka..hata tukiongea vipi na kupiga mayowe harudi tena....kilichobaki tusahau tu sasa tugange na mengine....... Ok hembu kwanza pateni hii Pain releaser A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!" The woman keeps quiet and leaves. Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So,honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?" "What gift?" She asked. "The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you Remember?" "Oh, that" she said. "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!" The husband fainted Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, She might be too Intelligent and has mean ways of revenges".