Wakunyuti
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- Feb 11, 2008
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Jamani Chacha Wangwe Keshatutoka..hata tukiongea vipi na kupiga mayowe harudi tena....kilichobaki tusahau tu sasa tugange na mengine....... Ok hembu kwanza pateni hii Pain releaser
A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!"
The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So,honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?"
"What gift?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you
Remember?"
"Oh, that" she said.
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"
The husband fainted
Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, She might be too
Intelligent and has mean ways of revenges".
A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!"
The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So,honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?"
"What gift?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you
Remember?"
"Oh, that" she said.
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"
The husband fainted
Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, She might be too
Intelligent and has mean ways of revenges".
