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Dont Tempt a Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wakunyuti, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani Chacha Wangwe Keshatutoka..hata tukiongea vipi na kupiga mayowe harudi tena....kilichobaki tusahau tu sasa tugange na mengine....... Ok hembu kwanza pateni hii Pain releaser

    A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session.
    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
    She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
    The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!"

    The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
    Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So,honey, how was the trip?"
    "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?"
    "What gift?" She asked.
    "The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you
    "Oh, that" she said.
    "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"

    The husband fainted

    Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, She might be too
    Intelligent and has mean ways of revenges".
  2. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    that woman was a whore. how could could she accept such a lame offer
  3. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    thats mean Novatus ... the guy asked for it ... put yourself in her shoes .. what would you have brought him ... a doll while he clearly mentions a Moza girl???
  4. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    It could sound well if he asked for a Mozambique baby boy
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2008