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Divorce court

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kashaija, Sep 26, 2008.

  1. K

    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    Divorce court

    A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
    problem was who
    should get custody of the child.

    The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I
    brought the child into
    this world with pain and labour. She should be in my
    custody.' The judge
    turns to the husband and says, 'What do you have to
    say in your defence?'
    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
    'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash
    dispensing machine and
    the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...The machine's
    or mine?'
  2. Sita Sita

    Sita Sita JF-Expert Member

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    Wahusika should move this to Jokes/utani