Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman


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The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
 

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Kwa nini asinhekuja hata kwangu tu jamani? si angeni PM tu? ningeenda hata kwa ungo!!
 
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i remember when my sister in law died i could even enter the room where she was kept alone i would look for at least 2 people to escort me and i would be in the middle .. she's got guts
 

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Seriously......sikujua a dead man's prick can still erect, and it can surely still have sperms to make one pregnant...lol!!!
 

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What is death? Is it a complete stop of a heart or brain to function? Can you believe that Ariel Sharon is still alive but in coma for almost three years? The guy was still in the process of dying - some parts of the brain were still functioning.
 

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mH HAWA WANAO FANYA KAZI MORTURY AKILI ZAO SI SAWA KABISA. WAO WANACHEZA NA MAITI KAMA MIDOLI VILE . MH KAMA HUYO MGONJWA ALIKUFA KWA UKIMWI JE?
 

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